This, twice.

Some of the best, brightest, and most dedicated educators I’ve ever met have worked for community colleges. The distinction between a CC prof and a university prof is generally the amount of committee work (and the number of classes) assigned.

The university prof is more likely to be doing…

The roof

The stigma against community colleges really, REALLY needs to fucking die.

The really dumb question: Why does she even need a degree? What could it possibly do for her? Why would her parents pay 500k to get her into a good school when they could put that same money toward ... idk, launching a clothing line or acting classes or some other kind of self promotion more in line with this woman’s…

You could tell me that Josh Hart, Moritz Wagner, and Alex Caruso were the stars of a new hit Netflix show, the members of a boy band, YouTube celebrities in trouble for shitting on a homeless person, and I would be more likely to believe you than they were three NBA players. 

These are the moments that sustain me in a season that will surely end in a Warriors title.

I’ll bet it’s still easier to change all the belts/chains on this monster than the timing chain on an Audi S4 V8.

But communicating by phone he can’t post the crap to r/ChoosingBeggars

I see no issue with the request. It’s a $6K transaction in question. A 2-3 minute phone call can either save the caller the time required to make a visit or move the buyer and seller closer to a deal. It is a much more efficient means of communication than repeated texts.

Curious as to why the seller wanting phone calls only contributes to a CP vote? To me this is win-win- it weeds out all the dipshits asking if you’d take half your asking price and allows the buyer to get a sense of the seller (i.e. a long pause after you ask “are there any major mechanical problems?”)

I’m sure this thing’s a giant pain in the ass, but I can’t not love it. Nice price.

It was the inclusion of the Dart rear end that raised Federer’s awareness of the masses’ suffering.

I see this is your first day on Jalopnik. Welcome. 

I’d vote this COTD if there was such an option.

The chain of fraud goes all the way back to Ferry Porsche slapping a fancy emblem on his dads beetle.

IIRC European Collectibles “restored” the car, so they should well know that it was a fake.

So did Jerry’s lawyer get his name wrong or did you just transcribe it wrong.

So Demarcus, any thoughts on how your Warriors lost to the Rockets Saturday night?

“Well, basically... the regulation time ran out in the 4th, and the Rockets had a higher score than us.”

I kind of like that he’s kind of like the opposite of the Trailer Queen Ferrari enthusiast.