Where was he going to go? How fucking stupid are you. Do you know how roads work? He was in the right lane and ran me off the road because I was using the other fucking lane but he didn’t like it becuase he wa fuck forget this shit explaining how driving works to a dumb shit on the internet. Jesus. Get off the road.…

You are the cause of all road problems. It’s called a zipper merge. Learn about it and stay off the road since you know fuck all about driving you dumb fucking moron

Yes, Zipper Merge FTW!

Aw honey, you feel free to dress up your big rig with all the flair and charms you like. If little tin spikes make you feel tough then don’t let me stop you; go on with your bad self! 

No fuck you and everyone else who is too stupid to utilize a zipper merge like a functioning adult who wants to be part of a functioning society. The only thing your terrible thinking accomplishes is making the lane closure occur even sooner and at an unmarked location based your arbitrary point in the line. Everyone…

Some engineer at a plastics company: huh, we use less material and time doing a short cone instead of a cylinder or even a semicircle.

The driver was right.

So... I was driving on the freeway in nowhere Southern Illinois going towards St Louis. There was a sign saying left lane closed one mile ahead. Everyone immediately moves into the right lane which starts gettting backed up. I stay in the left annoyed that people are not utilizing all the lanes and then zipper…

Yep. 100% “SEE HOW BADASS I AM (please don’t laugh at me)?!”

I’ve seen them on pickup trucks just waiting to tear the crap out of any pedestrian’s legs who happens not to see them jutting beyond the side of the vehicle as they try to squeeze in to get into their own car; these are not often parked within the lines. Not as much a shin buster as the never-removed, never used,…

I always figured these were just the equivalent of truck nuts for semi drivers. Now I know that...well, they’re only 95% equivalent to truck nuts.

Is there really anyone reading this who has never wandered down the dumb shit aisle at a truck stop?

What a stupid take. You know what else can shorten your race car driving season / career / life? Racing a car.

Riding bicycles is incredibly fucking dangerous

Are you serious?

That’s just scratches from their gigantic vape mod that never leaves their hand unless it’s to adjust their flat brim hat.

“Now it’s basically just an S4 with a body kit and a bunch of bolt-ons”

That is a hard, hard pass. Absolutely no freaking way. I’m not saying the seller needs to drop the ‘2', but I’m not saying they shouldn’t either.

I would hope with all of that work that its had its timing chain/tensioner service done (requiring engine-out). This is one of those cars that -- unfortunately for the seller -- falls into a gap. It’s a special edition which implies (arguably) collectibility and rarity. The owner has since significantly modified it so…

Aftermarket forced induction will almost always lower the value of your car, and this is no exception. Also $26k for one of these in general is unrealistic. ND.