Friends had a Dodge Caliber that was always in the shop. Told them when they were ready to upgrade to let me know. One day they show up in a Jeep Compass, (rage mode engaged). Told them they bought the same shitty car that they just got rid of (only newer) and never want to hear a complaint about it.

My personal favorite with tailgaters is pressing the brake just slightly. Just so the brake lights come on but not really slowing you down. After a few seconds of brake lights, long enough for them to relax into it and still tailgate, a quick tap so they see your rear end lift. Not a full stop, just a firm but short…

I’d put two little flags on the fenders, have my son drive me around while I sat in the back and tell everyone that I was the leader of a fictional country.

I’m literally thinking the same thing. I need to go take a cold shower or something I’ve clearly lost my mind.

I’m trying to rationalize how terrible of an idea this is.

For those wondering (I assume “those” = the majority of readers of Jalopnik/this post), a 6 speed swap is no small task. Being that this is my local CL I troll, I saw this a few days ago and dug around on the forums to see how doable it would be (or even a 2WD conversion for a budget GT2!). TL;DR version is you need…

Its a terrible decision, will break me financially, will ruin my relationships and I WANT IT

I see your comment and raise you this:

Some folks think voting is a game. A joke. And here we are.

He obviously, well, didn’t.

Your original comment didn’t come across as an insult. It just didn’t make sense. Seeing how all three people that replied to you thought you didn’t know what you were talking about should indicate the quality of said original comment.

Read the damned article next time.

Didn’t even bother to read the story, did you?

BRO at $575,000 your chase car driven by your butler has 12 sets of spares. While you sit and enjoy the topless car wash, Jeeves does the dirty work of changing it for you

Damn you DeMuro!!! I just spent 20 minutes looking up Porsches I'll never own... Again!

Local Porsche dealer. It came with a 3 year warranty (CPO which gave me some peace of mind). I was this close to a GT3, your article made me consider a GTS test drive (easier daily driver). It was the one. Loving every single minute behind the wheel. The other day I found myself saying "excellent... this item I need…

I too don't care much for that type of look. It ruins a lot of cars with otherwise nice asthetic features, but here's the thing: the 914 is fucking ugly. It's just a goofy-ass, silly-looking little car. No amount of OEM-grade paintwork or tasteful visual changes are going to make it a good-looking automobile. You…

"450+ hp 383 Stroker motor - Chevy V8 - overkill, yes, but that's the point. If you have to ask why, please grab your wine cooler and get back to Pinterest"

I'm done. You could be asking 20k and you'd still get a NP for that one.


But, seriously. A clean looking 914 with flares not made of duct tape and plywood, with…