I did for a while — the only on-the-go breakfast thing I could get on the way to work that was actually filling. But I stopped, because I like being alive.

I love peanut butter, but I fucking hate Peanut butter poptarts.

Adults eat anything they goddamn want to!

Red Velvet is not real, sir.

These sadly have been discontinued.

I will cosign as an unheated heretic.

fruit flavors are best untoasted.

I agree with you, but I think we are probably wrong.

Thank you for this list! My soon-to-be 6-year-old daughter informed me last week that she WILL be having Pop Tarts for her birthday breakfast. Well, you can certainly understand the sweat-inducing worry that has befallen me when I’ve been trying to choose what kind of Pop Tarts I should get. It’s no good asking her -…

Is that?? Is that a S’more made with S’mores Pop Tarts as the graham cracker substitute? My brain just deleted graham crackers from existence as S’mores used to be their only reason for being

White american cheese, obvi

Fixing something by covering it with butter is like fixing something by battering & deep-frying it. You didn’t make it good, you just covered it in something great.

S’mores life.

“Hi, we heard there was a contest for Pop-Tarts...are we too late to enter?”

I prefer my Pop Tarts untoasted. I haven’t had a toasted Pop Tart in over 30 years...

Unfrosted ranked 1 and 2? What kind of monster are you?

Frosted pop tarts are better than unfrosted. If you don't know that, you are dead to me. Frosting makes everything better