No Cyril, when theyre dead theyre just hookers

Toyota has thoughtfully designed the trunk to ensure it still can hold two comfort women. 

He’s always sounded like that. It’s just that now people have caught on to his act. Depp used to fancy himself as a true artiste. Then it came out that he blew his money on yachts, wine and dumb shit like every other spoiled, indulgent Hollywood Star.

“The Pirates of the Caribbean star said he decided to start writing a memoir on an old typewriter to cope with his post-divorce depression as he toured with his band, Hollywood Vampires.

Have you ever heard anyone say something like that and had it NOT been from the mouth of someone who has had every opportunity to figure out what they had done to deserve whatever it is and obviously just doesn’t want to?

when people are talking that bad about you and ganging up on you, in a really gang-mentality. You go, ‘Alright, we get it. I heard you. You made me feel bad. So now what? Are you happy?

I bet he’s sorry. Sorry that his ratings have been sinking like a stone while both Colbert’s and Kimmel’s have steadily risen for the last two years. Sorry indeed.

I’m sorry if I made anyone mad.

Are you really playing “#notall____”? Give me a break. Your conversation got tired months ago.

Because - and this is American Politics for Dummies - the only way white men get to enact misogynist policies towards women like, say, ripping breastfeeding infants out of their mothers’ arms - is through the tacit consent of the majority of white women. 53% of those voting, to be exact.

Over the past couple of years I’ve learned a very fucked up truth about our nation. It seems that roughly 1/4th of Americans are just outright sociopaths.

Because white women are supporting these atrocities, getting these people elected, and driving us towards this dystopia.

This. Also, white women elected Trump and helped get us to this place.

Seriously? You dont think that there is something particularly of note that in The Handmaid’s Tale a white woman is having done to her what we are seeing happen to thousands to women of colour this month?

Thank you, Jill, for taking the opportunity to call attention to that vile atrocity. It’s easy to get lost in our fictional dreams and forget that right now real kids are suffering.

This isn’t to say you should forego your duties and responsibilities in pursuit of your dreams.

Sports Illustrated employed Peter King for years. The idea they’re hiring the best is long out the door.

“Because next week, I’m going to be standing in front of a broadcasting class of young people and some will be males and I have to tell them they have the same chance at jobs like those one as all others.”

I think it’s even worse than what you are describing.

Ed Werder, another mediocre NFL reporter let go by ESPN who seems to think the world owes his ass a living. Really Ed you made your fame by carrying Jerry Jones’ water in Dallas. Between you and Skip Bayless there was a race to see who could tell the world what his ass really smelled like. As they say, to those that…