I’m rooting for Tammy Duckworth. Military history, decorated veteran, and smart as a whip. Impeccable credentials as far as I can tell. And what about Devil Patrick? Anybody know his backstory and desire for higher office?

I think Michelle Obama is the answer. She had the national appeal and wowed everyone with her speeches. MO to the rescue!

Does a period accident count?

It’s horrible! The children (boys but certainly the girl) need to be removed from his household because clearly no adults in this immediate family have any sense of decency. Gosh what a world we live in where a educated judge can support such a twisted man and the brainwashed adults he has effected.