He’s always sounded like that. It’s just that now people have caught on to his act. Depp used to fancy himself as a true artiste. Then it came out that he blew his money on yachts, wine and dumb shit like every other spoiled, indulgent Hollywood Star.

“The Pirates of the Caribbean star said he decided to start writing a memoir on an old typewriter to cope with his post-divorce depression as he toured with his band, Hollywood Vampires.

Have you ever heard anyone say something like that and had it NOT been from the mouth of someone who has had every opportunity to figure out what they had done to deserve whatever it is and obviously just doesn’t want to?

when people are talking that bad about you and ganging up on you, in a really gang-mentality. You go, ‘Alright, we get it. I heard you. You made me feel bad. So now what? Are you happy?

I bet he’s sorry. Sorry that his ratings have been sinking like a stone while both Colbert’s and Kimmel’s have steadily risen for the last two years. Sorry indeed.

I’m sorry if I made anyone mad.

This isn’t to say you should forego your duties and responsibilities in pursuit of your dreams.

“There are women out here in real life that do have these body types.”

Sports Illustrated employed Peter King for years. The idea they’re hiring the best is long out the door.

“Because next week, I’m going to be standing in front of a broadcasting class of young people and some will be males and I have to tell them they have the same chance at jobs like those one as all others.”

I think it’s even worse than what you are describing.

Ed Werder, another mediocre NFL reporter let go by ESPN who seems to think the world owes his ass a living. Really Ed you made your fame by carrying Jerry Jones’ water in Dallas. Between you and Skip Bayless there was a race to see who could tell the world what his ass really smelled like. As they say, to those that…

Nothing about being on a motorcycle is safe, even if you’re the most experienced, defensive rider on the roads.

Until you die.

Motorcycles are the number 1 cause of death and serious injury of my friends. 2 friends dead, 3 friends hospitalized for months.

Motorcycles are fun, but I would never be willing to rely on one for commuting.

Given the discounts on new ones and the pricing pressure on used ones, I really see very, very little point in buying a nearly new car. Buy new, or buy fully depreciated, the in-between rarely makes sense.

Because not everyone wants to drive around in a shitbox? Or deal with a car that might leave you stranded?

First glance “An AMG for 7500$? Scam.

because a Benz with 140k miles and a rebuilt title is ultimately going to cost you more

Why buy a 9 year old Mercedes with 140,000 miles when you could literally do anything else with $7500 and probably come out further ahead?

When I saw these tweets and I saw The Nerdist scrub Hardwick immediately, I instantly knew the accusations were true, because his former colleagues had clearly been itching to do this for years because of what a prick he was, either to them or his romantic partners. Seriously, bullets have left guns slower than him…