“Zealoting civil rights” agenda.

“I’d be like, ‘Yes, I know Russell — he tried to rape me.”

“I think I told him I would call Page Six and have him murdered.”

In the same way I see a hint of Danny Devito in Arnold Schwarzenegger.

“Believe women! Just not those bitches who are lying on me! Also, I do yoga!”

Just take the W, man. Just take it.

Yes.

I was a political science major, and I have been doing a lot of thinking about what a Jones upset would mean. It’s pretty significant, and requires a fair amount of nuanced thinking. So I apologize in advance if this gets kind of dense and long, but here’s the analysis of someone who studies and thinks about this…

Alabama shows it has a tiny amount of basic human decency left by not electing a child molester to the Sentate by the thinnest of margins.

Congratulations Alabama!

My elderly Serbian grandmother is convinced the Hungarians will come kill anyone and is less racist than this.

We may yet be surprised tomorrow. The polls are all over the place, so turnout is the key. If it’s low overall, Moore wins. If Dems turn out in big numbers, Jones can do it.

“Another false story, this time in the Failing @nytimes, that I watch 4-8 hours of television a day - Wrong! “

Wow, that sick family member excuse didn’t take long to fall apart. Fuck you, Bryan Singer.

Be nice now. I’d be devastated if I lost my pizza sauce-encrusted hoodie.

So, now he’s piss-poor?

*drops mic*

Wow! Bravo! You never seem to miss an opportunity to constantly shut us down.

Why does Jezebel even bother writing through an intersectional approach when you have hypocrites in the comments? First thing I see is some Becky decrying the Oppression Olympics. GODDAMN IT MUST BE NICE TO BE A WHITE WOMAN HUH?

Life was fucking God awful dude, thats why it wasnt a hit lol.