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Laura Thyme is Queen!
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The New York Times broke the story, ya nerd.

Here’s the simple fact: It’s The New York Times

I’m not sure why you’re bringing up the Washington Post? The New York Times broke the story earlier this morning — two different cities, two completley different media outlets.

You only have to graze nuts to make a guy feel like he wants to vomit. But for it to actually trigger the vom reflex, your strike has to be on point, accurate, and either ferociously hard and sharp, or savagely strong and grippy for a few seconds.

You know Mike Pence right now has his drawers down around his ankles getting his bare ass beaten with a bible as he and Mother lament in unison “Punish the sinners, Jesus Lord Savior and Moneymaker! Punish them hard.” Hee hee hee, take that you hate filled motherfucker.

Right? His petty “I didn’t like him anyway! He didn’t support me enough!” is *definitely* gonna convince people that Gillespie was the problem and not that 45’s endorsement is an albatross on any and all candidates he supports. Sure.

She was the one I was rooting for the most in the VA elections, because god the poetic justice is just so fucking good.

When I told my husband, he said, “Wow, like beat the shit out of him? That’s kind of awesome.” And I said no - beat him in the election. THEN WE CELEBRATED.

A trans woman defeating the guy who tried to pass a bathroom bill is the kind of poetic justice we need.

It seems like so many men think that if they don’t have a burning, all-consuming hatred for women in the forefront of their conscious brains, that this automatically means that they respect women. Like, if they don’t actually think the words “what a fucking cunt” they are okay.

I’ve told this story before and forgive me, will tell it to the day I die. I double finger saluted Pence a few weeks after the election as I stood all by my lonesome on a corner waiting for his Motorcade of Assholery to pass me by so I could finish a run. IT FELT SO GOOD. Now I wish I had mooned him. Mother was with

I don’t really care if it’s technically a pyramid or not, the idea of making women keep $20K of product in their homes so they can peer pressure other people into buying it, is criminal in and of itself. Most people aren’t that good at selling and at some point you’re going to bleed your tap dry of people to sell to,

I love Edgar Weights movies, Shaun of the dead, hot fuzz, worlds end, but I will not watch baby driver because of the main character.

I love that they’re pinning it on the neighbor being a liberal and disagreeing with Rand Paul’s views, when it could just as easily have been that Rand Paul is one of those assholes who blows leaves onto your lawn.

Must be nice having that evil State funded healthcare you hate so much there to treat you for free at a time like this eh Rand.

“As you press those tight paper folds together in an attempt to make one indignant lip”...

Oh, like he did with NATO ?

Neutral: No, as soon as his mega-rich big-business cronies inform him of the fact that pulling out of NAFTA will cost them all money he’ll pull a 180 and then act like everyone misunderstood what he meant when he said he wanted to get out of NAFTA.