They will be Queen Consorts, not Queen Reagent, like Elizabeth II is.

It seems weird to me that someone who is a member of the monarchy would not understand how monarchies work.

telling him to get back in his truck and kill himself, even though he told her that he was rethinking his decision.

Luckily, you weren’t on the jury.

My favorite: Ethan Couch - Affluenza

You forgot -

She does, she has depression.

sure - but dont most people that choose to take anothers life?

kalief browder: 3 years for not stealing backpack

You have a Deadpool avatar on what I presume is a Kinja burner. I say fuck it and do it. It’s what Wade Wilson would have done

How many countries in Africa speak English as an official language?

I want one to vacuum stray crumbs and clean spots on me.

Listen, nerds, here’s a free, billion dollar idea: self-clasping buttons and snaps.

I think former (older, white male) military personnel remind him of his father, who sent him to a military academy. And Kelly will only be as successful as the chaotic commander in chief allows him to be, which is to say, it’s only a matter of time before he’s either fired or resigns out of sheer frustration.

This is why I’m skeptical of Kelly’s new tenure as Chief of Staff.

And this isn’t even the biggest story about Trump’s lies today.

It’s maddening that, every day, there are lots of people out there who are good people and are competent at their jobs, and they either struggle to find meaningful employment or have a hard time making ends meet because of the compensation they receive for their work.

ughhh, why isn’t she president?!!!!

Noomi Rapace. Willem Defoe. Glenn Motherfucking Close.

Imagine being that audaciously, confidently privileged that the entire world should reflect you back to yourself as much as possible that you could ask this question. IN 2017, FOR FUCK’S SAKE.