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It still boggles my mind that we’re only six months into this administration. It feels like years. Then again, it’s not surprising that this administration is a shitshow given that Trump is insane and is running it like he ran his business (which went bankrupt multiple times)

I had a lady boss for my first job, and there was a guy on our team who worked—no lie—14 or 16 hour days. We mostly thought he would be up for promotion, but a woman on my team received one instead. When the workaholic asked her why she didn’t promote him, she said, “[Woman] does twice the amount of work in 40 hours a

you could always put dat cookie down and get to the gym, become more charming, and marry for money. but that takes work

Gotta work smarter not harder bro.

About a year and a half ago, I asked for a raise. I was told in no uncertain terms that our company was in a hiring freeze and giving out no raises. I understood; we’d lost some clients and had some layoffs.

Six months later, a (slacker) male coworker and I got drunk together and he revealed that he’d gotten two

Aha, technically correct about no “Russian funds”, since Lev Leviev is Uzbek, not Russian. This obsfuscation, along with general American ignorance of geography, is the kind of thing the Dump family is counting on. And yet! Mueller et al. are no doubt familiar with maps, as well as the ongoing story on the constituent

Fuck off.

Now, now... sure, an energized press is a dangerous thing for a potentially very corrupt public figure... but let’s give some credit to Trump’s utter contempt for U.S. intelligence agencies, too.

When people ask what happened here, tell them that winter came for House Pornhub, and lots of people didn’t.

Its been a good week between this and Ann Coulter getting treated like crap on her Delta Airlines flight. Its the little things...

Judge Kara Brown, ladies and gents.

Predictions:

You can see that the tint is absolutely not dark enough to see that she is Black. Her car was too nice for them not to stop her.

Online commentators are already saying she deserved it, because her tag was blank (in FL, that means the driver is in a high-security level job, and it is a danger to them to have their personal info listed) and so was a criminal, her tint was too dark, and it’s perfectly legal to just run tags (in many states it

The windows weren’t too dark to see a black lady driving a nice car.

Constructive criticism is not “perfect being the enemy of the good”. It’s telling people that they can do better.

Back in 2011, there was talk of Donald Glover playing Spiderman, and I’ll never forget the look on my evangelical coworker’s face after a very brief exchange.

Me “Hmmm. It looks Donald Glover could be cast as Spiderman.”

Him “He can’t be Spiderman!”

Me “Why not?????”

Him...silent...wearing the look on his face of a child

Miles Morales as the lead would’ve not only been a great move to show that Marvel is taking diversity seriously, but it also would’ve solved the “third Peter Parker in recent memory” problem. Peter Parker is a played-out character regardless of his race or ethnicity. So it’s both bad optics and bad creatively to keep

*After viewing the celebration on Twitter*