Daaaaaaamn. Relic or not, I’ve at least heard of Tommy Mottola. Until Mariah bombed on NYE, I’d never heard of Stella Bulochnikov, and I immediately forget her name every time I read it.

Stella is a Rasputin and she will destroy what’s left of Mariah’s career if she let’s her.

Men have a penis, it goes into things (arrow).

I guess it goes to show the current state of affairs that my immediate assumption on reading the headline was that she died.

But how else am I going to spend a whole paycheck on a multi-day gauntlet of blistering sun, filthy hordes, and 2 bands I actually like embedded deep within 17 I don’t?

That’s your opinion, not fact. You are allowed to not enjoy certain things. Some people enjoy going to festivals.

Ugh, why can’t people allow me to enjoy them/their things without being secretly awful.

Are Tiffany bracelets still “a thing”? They are so early 2000's. The only people who still wear these are people like my cousin from Kentucky where all trends are about 10 years behind everywhere else and Tiffany is still a sign of being classy.

What’s really cringy are those horrible Michael Kors bags with the door knocker MK medals hanging off them. Lady, that bag is canvas and there is a bin of them at TJ Maxx for $55. Take it down a notch.

I think this Tiffany shit with the name imprinted on it is so tacky that I blush when I see someone wearing it, out of sheer embarrassment for them. I feel the same way about every overpriced piece of logo shit, which probably makes me the last dinosaur on earth to feel this way.

To: WisGOP

The most recent picture of Sen. Steve Nass.

Somebody needs to get this delicate flower into a safe space.

I have seen the Dead be terrible and I have seen them be transcendent. I think it has a lot to do with synching the drugs you take with the drugs being taken by the band.

Phish sucks, the Grateful Dead rule. Counterpoint...the Dead without Jerry.....a big pile of meh.

Counterpoint: Elvis Costello and The Clash are terrible. The Dead rules. Carry on.

Grateful Dead are not terrible, most people who are into music as a whole wouldn’t say such a thing. Not every song is 16 minutes of noodling and reverb. But to each his/her/their own. I think they fucking rock - I mean, look at the wall of sound, that shit is awesome.

It’s great when John Oliver is referenced here because it gives me the opportunity to say:

That same “friend” also vague-posts about needing trust in a relationship and when you ask them about it, they “don’t wanna talk about it”. Then the next week their boyfriend/husband is their KING and they are SO BLESSED.