Aww, does someone need an AR-15 to compensate for their small dick, Dark-Shadows?

I’m quite sure that he thought that the admiration and respect and love Obama had came with the office somehow. What a rude awakening for him to realize that what comes with the office are the weight of the world, unfair attacks from enemies, and a constant stream of criticisms. He can’t buy steal or make the things…

I honest to god believe that after years of being a star chaser, getting a hit tv show and still being stuck with the likes of Billy Bush, or doing the ‘celebrity’ version of the apprentice and barely able to get 2-3 people a season remotely approaching cool, he went to the WHCA Dinner, and saw all the real celebs…

The whole “they’re running out of dresses” line sounds so old-fashioned.

Oh fucking fuck me. Fuck this. Fuck Trump. Fuck anyone who voted for him. I don’t give a shit if you like to hear it, Trump voters. You just steered our country directly toward the pits of hell, and if your feelings are hurt by me telling you that, good. Maybe you will think next time you vote instead of pulling the…

i know and i love it. there will be more people at the women’s march.

I don’t think he buys what he’s selling. “They’re running out of dresses” is such a simple-minded, naive fabrication that it’s almost charming, but no I honestly believe this is KILLING Donald. He pulled the mother of all cons to win King Of The World, and no one will come to his party, because no one loves him. This…

My favorite so far today.

Close- he’s actually thirsting for celebrity friends. Thirsting.

THIS IS KOTAKU PLS STICK TO VIDEO GAMES

The result of firing off one of the first replies is instantly overwhelming and insane.

That’s a typo, my friend. Trump is into “fisting”

Trump, with the benefit of hindsight and decades of historical and legal analysis, praised the internment of Japanese and stated that he wanted it brought back.

Maybe we should have a registry for firearms if it isn’t a big deal oh wait . . .

You know what Mexico does to illegal immigrants? They imprison them and give them a year of hard labor.

Goddamn, do you understand what your original point is?

Umm, that’s not true

Trump: let’s honor the grand traditions of the inauguration by stomping all over them. The most important thing is to reward those who kissed my ass during the election! 

Charlie Brotman looks way younger than I would have expected.

God bless America. AK-47? Yes please. Don’t even think about curtailing my right to shoot lots of bullets in a very short time. Kinder Eggs? Much too dangerous. Think of the children!!