I don't deny the existence of Boston accents. I condemn bad actors badly doing them.

I don't know…
It could have something to do with, hmmm, horrible miscasting and what looks like a bunch of people playing dress-up with badly done Boston accents. Ugh.

K, so here's how I know I'M old.
As soon as Adam walked into that office where a bunch of jerkstore kids were pulling bongs, I really wanted him to turn right around and go call the cops. And why didn't he SAY something about that?? He simply alluded to it. But why didn't he just say:
"There are people who WORK…

Well
As long as no one scream-sings at me, this might not be as horrible as people fear.

Does she yell "I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so….SCARED!"

REM died for me after Automatic for the People.

I DID revisit and honestly? I totally fucking held up. As a matter of fact, there have been more recent revivals via import DVD's and even a very short comic book run. I got re-obsessed there for a while. I have a mad crush on Condor Joe and was devasted when…oh wait…spoilers. Do yourself a favor and get your…

And does she frantically search for some pills at some point? Like, right before she has to go on?

So…
"Still, that was one plot point at the end of an otherwise very funny storyline. Enough to derail maybe that scene but not the rest of the episode."
Is that why you spent 3 exhaustive paragraphs on it? Maybe it's just me, but I really didn't get bogged down by the whole intentional product placement thing. I took…

Um
Why the hell isn't she advocating for her brother who's in rehab? I'm just sayin'.

If he's 18 OR 23 in most states, they legally wouldn't really be allowed to date. right? At least sex would be out of the question. And, honestly? There are addicts who have started as young as under 10. Look at Drew Barrymore. Didn't she say she was an alcoholic by the time she was 12?

The only thing that bothered me…
Was that Adam and Kristina weren't the ones to tell Alex he couldn't see Hattie anymore. That's not Hattie's responsibility. Because you saw what happened. Not only does she not want to stop seeing him, but she certainly doesn't want to tell a recovering addict who is getting his…

I, too, had to excuse myself to the bathroom after those damn first 20 minutes. I've never cried that hard during any movie much less a goddamned cartoon.

It used to be that they didn't have fresh water until they got a fire going to boil the water. I think since someone from the Amazon cast got malaria or some such thing, they started providing water. I remember this because one tribal council featured the losing tribe catching rainwater in their buffs and squeezing…

Yeah…
I'm not excited about the whole redemption island nonsense. It's going to factor in to the vote WAY too much. After the first vote, it's going to be "Who can we vote over there to keep so and so away from us forever."

I've never…
Hated Hollywood as much as I do right at this moment.

Goddamnit
I didn't think this movie could make me any angrier, and then I read this review. Now, I want to burn down a building.

jeeez
Seriously? Is Psych doing something that can be construed as a personal affront? It's a fun show. And whether you care to admit to it or not, Gus and Sean have mad chemistry (what?).
Go get some ice cream or something.

And what was the point
of changing the girl's name to Mary?

Look, if they can explain Merle taking off his own hand with "the saw must've been too dull to cut the handcuffs", then they'll find a way to explain Merle being responsible for the Zombie hoarde. Also, with all the looking out they do and given how slow the zombies move, wouldn't they have seen a bunch of them…