somebody already said it…
But I think Merle brought that hoarde with him. I think he loaded a bunch of zombies in the back of that van and unleashed the "vengeance" that he was gonna be bringing back to camp.

OR, she on purpose asked for the calculator to downplay her math smarts.

Here's how…
I know I've watched WAAAAAAAAY too much Gilmore Girls:
The Sarah/Amber plot was the Bizarro Version of Rory's visit with a Harvard family— right down to the Lorelei/Sarah misusing "Alumni/Alumna" business.

I agree about the Stand thing. Although, this is way scarier. Mostly because it's missing the absolutely UN-scary Walking Dude.

When you say…
"aided by Peter Buck" do you mean "Crapped all over by Peter Buck"? Because Down by the Water sounds like REM and Counting Crows making a horrible, horrible college-rock baby. It's a misstep that might end their ascent. Which is sad. Because I love their earlier work.

Uck
I have to admit that I bristle at the idea of some British asshat coming here and telling Americans how to get things done. Perhaps I need to take a look at that.

Wasn't this already done?
and didn't it star Sigourney Weaver as the witch? And weren't the dwarves a gang of thieves as well?

Yeah…I noticed this last night when I was reading the recap to my husband….I figured you were confusing the Tauntaun and the Wampa. I forgive you, Teti.

So, here's funny.
I just happened on Bravo…they're showing past seasons. Can I just tell you the difference in production value alone???
Oh…And since 2006 Nina went from ELLE to Marie Claire? It seems everyone took a step down, no?

Eat a dick, Michael and Nina.
… can eat a bag of dicks. Seriously.
Those fuckers kicked Michael C out because he "showed all the same color." Uuuuuummmm…. hello? Gretchen AND Andy BOTH showed all brown and all gray. Fuck the judges. And not ONE real evening gown. Not ONE. At least with Michael we would have been…

The formula is simple
Here's why it worked out the way it did.

OK
Zeek told us in his monologue why Halloween is so important: Because it was the last holiday he and Camille spent together before he went into the service. That's a pretty big deal. Especially if you've ever sent someone off to war before. He said that, yes, other holidays are important, but this one's…

Hm
Am I the only one who thought the whole dime thing was a set up for toddler health problems down the road? Air pocket my ass.

Um. Really? The interweb is creating interference than might be masking sarcasm here….

I reference his clearly jealous comments about Mondo "I haven't seen his other dresses…buuuuut…."
Exactly. So stop talking.

Indeed, the AV club is responsible for 90% of my reality TV viewing. My husband doesn't watch the show, but i read the reviews aloud to him. He loves it.

Fucking Gretchen.
I knew she wasn't going to go due to Tim totally throwing her off track by saying "Consider your customer. It's not about what YOU'D wear." and then the judges saying "Where is the YOU in this design?"
I doffed my hat at Tim's subtle sabotage. However, if she did go, it would have been because of…

Unfortunatetly, anyone who's seen Unforgiven knew that a face slashing was coming. Knife shot or no knife shot.
That's what you do to pretty whores when you want to send a message.

To your first point: You're sort of right, but at the same time, when you have kids one day, you'll understand how easy it is for your life to completely become about everyone else. And to let everything else that's going on become more important that spending a night together reconnecting. You do have to make a…

Amber and Kelsie….
I got a SERIOUS future romantic relationship vibe between the two of them.