Poussey is the god damn best.

I wonder the same thing about Terry Richardson

“He’d mixed a half-gallon of bleach with a half-gallon of ammonia in the mop bucket.”

Didn't know calling in dead was a thing. Totally trying that out tomorrow.

Dear contributors to today’s BCO, I’d like you all to know that you’re the wind beneath my wings, & an inspiration to us all. I promise to skewer a troll in honour of each & every one of you.

It seems like Givenchy’s worst decision since this:

The director of portable toilet company Andyloos remarked that this was not a particularly rare occurrence. “It does happen quite a bit to be honest—I’ve done it a few times.”

How these stories make me feel:

Nah. She deserves something off the Special Stabby menu.

Upon my return to her table, she meekly asks me, “Can I have a glass of ice, please?” Wow, my first please from her. ...Wow, a thank you, too....she finally figured out not to screw with restaurant servers. The best part, they left a huge tip too, well in excess of 25%.

I watched from the corner as Sara took them their wine glasses. And I watch as she tottered over with a large, fruit-filled pitcher of sangria. And I watched as she lifted the pitcher high over the wretched woman’s head...and dumped it all over her.

This little boy is exasperated that his mom is having another baby.

I understand feeling that way on a commuter train, because that shit WILL NOT STAND!

Okay seriously I have been to Napa Valley and although I’ve never been on the wine train, literally every single place in Napa is white women getting drunk and being loud. Every where. Even French Laundry. And that place is hoity toity af.

I’m sure this thread will have its ups and downs.

One pun is fun but hopefully this doesn’t escalate...

Quit being such a heel!

Hey, sometimes it’s the sole way to get from one floor to the next!

I’ll bet next time the owner will shoes a better way to get upstairs.