Trust me, you’ll be a lot happier when you realise that these details don’t matter at all.

I have based my new design on an artifact I had uncovered deep inside a mine in Greenland. To even glance at it is to tempt insanity. The impossible geometry and distant whispers are enough to drive stout men to driveling fools. I have scrawled about it all over the walls of my cabin, but I fear there will be nothing…

Well Hemmings probably implies a different class of vehicle you’re trying to sell. But, in my mind, once you get over the fact that you’re gonna get spam, it’s easy to just tune it out and not respond. I don’t have to expend any mental energy on whether I want to trade my car for a tube amp, because I can just ignore…

How do guns solve this issue?

Think about a hypothetical scenario in the near-future when a government or corporation can remotely restrict the range of a car due to one reason or other. Or if you think that’s overly dramatic and unlikely, how about if your car’s manufacturer goes bankrupt or is bought up by some other company that either decides…

There’s no real alternative. Cars.com and autotrader may tempt you with the promise of elite customers, but there are practically no private sellers on there and you will get a fraction of the traffic, while paying money for the privilege of no-one looking at your ad. Just use your discretion. It’s pretty simple to…

I tried this route, but got a lot more legitimate responses when I included my phone number, and ended up selling the car to someone who contacted me by text; wheras when I had only an email, I got mostly scammers and generic one-liners.

Clowns don’t care about your all-caps rants about lowballers, while normal people will assume they’re gonna show up to a red-faced psycho who will yell at them.

Yeah, if anything, the rage will just put off normal people, while doing nothing to ward off weirdos and flakes, because they have no shame to begin with.

It comes with the territory. CL is the most trafficked car sale site in the US. It’s the easiest way to sell your car if you know what you’re doing. You will deal with lots of flakes, just like any car dealer. Don’t take it personally, don’t email them and ask them where they are. If they wanted to buy your car they…

Just wait till the first lobster hijacking. Then we’ll have to take out all the lobsters in our underwear and keep them sedated. All I want is to be left alone with my therapy lobster, but I guess that’s too much to ask for the writers at “Jalopnik”.

I understand that pushing the limits of a car makes it so that in the future, other cars are better and more stable at regluar speeds, but when you’re talking about speeds you can’t even reach on a specialized track, then even the bragging rights don’t seem all that impressive. I don’t think that people will think…

And you don’t need to whine about it, but here we are anyway.

Here in Rustachusetts, yes.

To me, the premise of the show was that mostly clueless people would call in and would be a standin for the average listener. If the callers were experts, and it would only deal with 30 year old cars that are rare on the ground these days, it would be quite the niche show, but hey, the internet didn’t exist when Car…

Car Talk is a Boston institution. Listening to them now is like stepping back 15 years for me, though it may as well be 30, cause it doesn’t seem to change at all. An 89 Honda Civic that dies over bumps. A TR7 that overheats on hills. These kind of cars and quirks don’t really exist anymore.

Thankfully, no interesting cars were harmed in the incident.

Actually Trump talked to the sheikh and was convinced to convert to Sunni Islam and will pledge his blood to Salafism. Someone should have probably sat in on that meeting...

Thank you for bringing to our attention this innovative Russian hardware, so that we may admire and congratulate the engineers who developed it.

It’s interesting how we have this story, and then there’s the fact that Ferrari seems to have no problem selling slave-owning, arms-trading shieks and sultans whatever kind of Ferraris they want. Isn’t that interesting?