Well... I mean... he kinda kickstarted his career singing on public transit so why not go with what works, I guess?

also this is so fucked up to that baby

“We still have not moved past the 1960s 1860s.” Fixed.

I can’t wait for the “she did good in the black community” crowd to migrate from Gawker to Jezebel.

I very much believed that was Henry Cavill in the first picture! Wow!

So I’m a white woman. I’m a lit scholar, and while I don’t focus exclusively on African-American or black lit, I do study race & ethnicity in early American fiction. I understand the complicated feelings that come with being a white person dedicated to doing this kind of work. But holy shit, I cannot fathom ever doing…

These two are truly Nick Nolte/Gary Busey for the new milennium.

SIRI IS TRYING TO TAKE YOUR SEX AND CHEESE AWAY FROM YOU. SKYNET IS REAL THE BATTLE HAS BEGUN

WHY WOULD YOU GIVE UP BOTH OF THOSE THINGS?!

Keanu Reeves only made three good movies in his career. Why would they try to take this away from him? MONSTERS.

THERE’S NO REASON FOR THIS MOVIE TO EXIST THE ORIGINAL POINT BREAK IS PERFECT

It attracts wealthy Black people because they think their money insulates them from the problems us regular Negroes deal with. I don’t know how any non-wealthy Black person who is actually aware of what the hell goes on in this country could possibly find the new black narrative attractive.

it’s also a very flattering narrative: “ I was able to pull myself up by my own bootstraps, and it was because of my awesomeness and hard work ect etc.” Therefore those who can’t, can’t because they must be lazy or weak or have some other character flaw.

There’s one dude whose worst date fear is that his date might eat his food.

I’d eat right off of his plate and then hate-fuck him. And I’d call him “Clint” the whole time.

I don’t get how it would even be possible to tell these guys apart, they all look like “Brads” to me.

To your credit, it’s the county that least represents MD. It’s Baltimore County without the street cred. All the tut-tutting, with no skin in the game. It’s like 90% White and might as well be South Pennsylvania made good.

These two really need to get on board with this.