Okay, so now that all of the innocents are out, can we lock the doors and torch the building?

If you are not condoning his speech (that's literally all he does), why are you giving him an honorary doctorate?

We got bored with dominating the world's tracks so now we're moving on to swimming pools. Coming for that ass Phelps!!

This is Marnie singing at the company party levels of embarrassing.

I hate co-opting posts, but please, can you guys cover the ongoing protests in NYC? An LRAD sound cannon was turned on peaceful protesters last night, hundreds of us were arrested, many were sprayed with pepper spray, and hundreds more were shoved around by the cops, pushed to the ground, intimidated, and chased down…

Tim Daly can always get it.

He looks so lonesome without Dot Com and Grizz.

Ho ho ho...sorry..no. Spoiling in the TITLE in less than 24 hours after airtime during a busy working season in a "open 24 hours" world where a goodly chunk of the population is streaming media is actually not very nice at all.

Wow. Way to be a dick.

No.

There's only four stars on it right now? Weird. Thanks for responding, though. Is there any reason you guys chose to run the spoiler in the title, contrary to your own guidelines?

Edit: never mind. Just repeating what others have said. Still, re spoilers etiquette, I don't think it's your readers who need to "catch the fuck up".

Alright. Writers at Jez, stop taking stupid pills today. It's getting out of hand. Way to have a huge spoiler in the title.

Thank you. I thought the headline was a joke and then started reading like "whaaaa..."

Based on some of your previous work and the fact this piece got a healthy viewership, I'm sure you will.

Whether it is satire or not, to me they are turning a black person into an interchangeable object.

Liberal white folk here, too, and I thought this article was pretty distasteful towards POC. I know Kara likes to push it, but this one's missing the mark. It was probably a lot funnier when the staff was brainstorming it than it came across in writing. It will probably generate zillions of comments...

This article is yucky.

No self-respecting black person wants to be someone's black friend. Likewise, no sensitive white person calls their black friend their "black friend" (even though they're secretly really happy about having a black friend).