Olake Bope. Alternately Jakivia Pallard.

Did I mention that Fitz is the WORST?

I think I watch Scandal just so I can yell, "What??? No!" at the television, along with "Shut up, Fitz, you creep!"

Confession: I don't like How To Get Away With Murder. But, I have an intense love-hate relationship with Scandal. I have tried, but I cannot walk away!!

Ultimately it just turned out to be the result of a really bad promotional campaign by U2 and Apple.

I'm sorry I wanted to read this but I am still stuck on the "79 dollars for a 1 day supply of food" part

Gurl. Do we have to tell you to dump a sister fucker?

Like I'm sad, but then I'm like....NOW JOHN CHO IS FREE TO GO BE OLIVIA POPE'S NEW BOYFRIEND! Or go and try to win the heart of the one and only Abigail Mills.

I'll just leave this here, then?

shark farts. I actually forgot it was Thursday and missed it. Apparently you all filled me in that Liv has goddess lady bits! Mellie owns it and Quinn has stopped sucking. Thanks peeps.

I, myself, prefer fromage.

Okay, first off, could you be any more NSFW?

Makes sense. Beyonce dressed up as Janet for Halloween which of course conjured the real Janet. That's how it works.

"Well, he screamed something explicit at me on the sidewalk and I was so touched and turned on that I doubled back to talk to him and now we're a couple" said no woman ever in the history of human beings.

I feel like the camera man has a gun pointed to Stephen Sondheim's cat or something off camera and is like, "You will stop bad-mouthing this movie, Stephen. Reassure the theater nerds, Stephen. Reassure them now."

"Rather than stopping to recalibrate, I kept running until I was depleted and made bad choices about how to conceal the exhaustion. I was aware of the chaos and finally chose different things."

The "I'm sorry, one more time" gave me giggles.

THAT is awesome. "My DICK is gettin BIG lookin at you in those BOOTS!" ... "What?"... "I said, 'My DICK is gettin big looking at you in those BOOTS!'"... "I'm sorry, one more time?" And on and on.

How about an open thread to the best responses you given to an asshole cat caller. I like Jessica Williams singing and dance approach myself. Another commenter said she kept asking "WHAT?" and the guy realized how ridiculous he was being every time he repeated himself.