All this means is you were not drunk enough to enjoy Magic Mike. Three margaritas in, and that shit was gold.

Because I don't really know who this guy is, when I read the title, I was thinking "I know I'm not French. Who would be dumb enough to accuse her of being from France?"

NOW BRING BACK REMOTE CONTROL

#notallbeards

I feel Britney could make a decent spokesperson when the Lohan's can't make the 3 pm call time.

Can we not get a lifestyle website for people who hate being inspired and are just generally dreadful?

I misread the headline and for a moment thought someone burned down James Spader's house.

This thing showed up in my FB feed the other night and my immediate reaction was omg! I need this! Then I saw that lady using the blender on the boat and thought who am I kidding? I just bought a bunch of picnic crap and had a thoroughly grumpy picnic with my family on the fourth. We had a cooler, a rolling beach…

300 dollar cooler full of fanciness or 40 dollar cooler and 260 dollars of alcohol...

Nicholas Sparks is the Thomas Kinkade of the literature world.

I used to work with an old Lebanese man named Melham, who despite knowing how liberal and accepting I am made it a point to work into conversation with me as much as possible the fact that he wasn't Muslim. "Cat Stevens! Very talented man, Ted! Powerful musician.... And he became Muslim? Why? So foolish! I'm Christian…

I'm a pretty important person but I'm not "sell monogrammed coffee thermoses"-important.

The Moon Wizard story is amazing. Pervin' Merlin with his trinkets and his baby oil.

l8r

Once, the KKK stopped the Church for protesting a soldier's funeral, because we live in a weird fucking country.

Doesn't that make it hard to see out the windshield?

Don't tell that to my evangelical aunt who loves to pray to God to cover her SUV with the Blood of Christ before she departs for a long drive.

Yeeesssss!!!!!!!!!!!!

Two $7,899 strollers? Girl....girl. C'mon, girl.