Marriages to former drug-dealing rappers or finger tattoos?

GIMME ALL DEM DRESSES!!!!

MOST ACCURATE PLACEMENT OF SIGNS IN THE BACKGROUND EVER

Man, even the baby looks disappointed in us.

OMGOD OMGOD OMGOD OMGOD OMGOD OMGOD...ew..

I've been waiting for this Huck visit since he found the camera, but the kissing? I don't want anything to do with that.

9) Snuffaluffagus

This. I also have to question the validity of her Southern credentials in that she referred to "coke" as "sody-pop," whatever the fuck that is. IT'S ALL COKE, TRACY.

With great affection:

WHERE'S WALLACE

Meatloaf isn't Canadian, even though we do enjoy the dish. Justin needs a lesson. Some consequences. Le Thug Petite is not going to get away with anything in Canada.

I dunno but let's play a game.

I would like to nominate Ace Hood's "I Woke Up In A New Bugatti." It's not that this wasn't my jam all summer, and it's not that I don't wish I myself could wake up in a new Bugatti, it's just that it's a deeply stupid song and I'm ashamed I ever listened to it. I also nominate ANYTHING associated with DJ Khaled,…

For everyone calling Cumberbatch awkward, I humbly submit:

I would bang him like a screen door in a hurricane. And now, back to my classy, housewifey self.

Nope, I'm totally not crying. Nope, nope.

Word. I grew up in a healthy house so whenever anyone asked if I wanted to spend the night, I said "Sure. What kind of cereal do you have?"