What does this have to do with video games? Why is it on Kotaku? Please keep this shit away from the video games site PLEASE

Dastardly and Muttley might take issue with you on this! ;-)

Class Valedictorian. 2015.

And of course the comment section on Smoking gun is a horrible morass of racist shitheads. Why do I persist in scrolling down? Why?

Thanks, Obama!

I blame the English language. It’s not Natasha’s fault that “All you can eat” can be singular or plural (and boo to Denny’s for taking advantage of the ambiguity). This wouldn’t have happened in Shakespeare’s day. When the tavern had an “All thou canst eat” special, everybody knew it only meant thee, not thy whole…

Idiocracy has gotten funnier and funnier as time has gone on and we’ve approached its’ reality.

If someone wants to dive into Atlas Shrugged right behind Bernie Sanders’ head during a rally I would have zero problems with it. As I’m sure the vast majority of people there would as well.

Let the woman have her quiet protest of reading. If she not actively trying to hurt people, let it go.

I hope she wins everything and becomes queen of that small town in Iowa. Fuck them. People may not understand it, but it's not an excuse to treat a human being like their worthless.

...and these hateful, ignorant fucksticks get the first say in choosing our next President.

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

Don’t worry, everything’s gonna be alright. Here’s 26 channels of Keeping Up With the Kardashians.

If your business model relies on the copyrighted material owned by other people, and you do not build in a way of paying them for the usage, then you do not have a business model. The idea that SoundCloud has now gotten in bed with “big record labels” and that’s what’s “screwing over” these smaller users, is absurd.…

Seeing how the refs are part-time employees and the players aren’t paid, I don’t really give a shit over who got hosed.

His wife is Cecilia. He sent the video to her and she sent it in to the news station. The reporters thought that the husband and wife were together and he says “my wife is Cecilia, she’s at home.” The whole flippin situation is crazy.

I love how they are like: “Well thanks for calling, hope you get some help. Oh wait, I guess maybe we could call someone.”

Calm.

That guy is awesome.