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American Gothic is my go-to TV program for hating on the way in which a network can completely destroy something amazing.

After a 9 year run one of the most popular sit coms ends and you expected to go on the internet today and not see any spoilers? In a spoilers article no less...

Am I the only one that thinks this human Kermit looks like an evil vventriloquist dummy?

Still doesn't explain why when the farmers find a spider web above their pig that says "some pig" they think the pig is special and don't go looking for the one literate spider in the world.

Surely, it's not shocking news that Tut's parents were siblings? Brother/sister incest was pretty much the norm for the Egyptian royal family. You see that in strongly hierarchical societies—the Incas, the Ancient Hawaiians. I remember hearing about how inbreeding probably caused various physical features in Tut…

Another cult film (for me at least):

Bubba Ho Tep felt awfully...corporate. "Hey, we'll get Bruce Campbell to act like Elvis! Our market research shows it has a high probability of being a cult hit! Think of the ROI on the DVD retail!"

No Six-String Samurai? I am disappoint.

There is a bat story that factors into my personal history with my wife: When we were dating she came over to my place to watch a movie; during the film, my cats started freaking out. Next thing we both see something fly through the room and into the next one. It was a little bat, who probably flew in at dusk when I…

If they make Indy 5, they should cast Selleck as Indy's brother. Tom can show up at the beginning of the movie to console Indy over the gruesome, horrible death of his illegitimate son.

Only if Aeryn and Chianna blow Miley, Kim and Beiber out the airlock.

So THIS is how firefly fans felt when Serenity was coming out.

I was actually thinking Alien Nation High School.

I refuse to watch this unless they rename it

That 90's Flash TV show was really underrated. It actually had that same "Noir" as the '89 Batman movie, and mixed in some interesting humor with decent story lines. Surprised it wasn't more popular than in was.

Also cast is John Wesley Shipp, who played Barry Allen/The Flash in the 1990s TV series, who is playing a "mystery" part in the pilot who is intended to recur.

I felt the same about you but the last episode was fantastic.

Funniest scene in the whole episode. The two of them giggling was the bee's knees.

You know, countless thousands of TV hours have been wasted on reality shows featuring vapid "bling" idiots, lunatics and Ozzy.