There’s one really good, foolproof way to ensure that strangers don’t overfeed your cat with inappropriate food.

Honestly? Seeing Americans do that freaks me out. Anyone displaying that level of nationalism in this day and age is clearly troubled, at best

I still can’t believe I’m older than Miller. It’s like looking at a family photo from the Dust Bowl and realizing the children are their kids, not their grandkids. 

I was thinking 80's action movie villain, probably with diplomatic immunity.

Trump looks even more menacing. Like he is going to start a church or steal your well water. 

I was either indifferent or mildly entertained by her.

If it’s an option, the perpetrator should be drawn and quartered.

Uh huh. Sure. I believe you.

Earlier this year I was also a victim of office theft. My MIL had sent me a very nice succulent arrangement because it’s been a very hard year (my mom is fighting an aggressive cancer), and I decided to keep it on my desk. Several weeks later, I go to water it and notice something odd. All of the nicer succulents had…

seven septons them! we can throw the contents of the refrigerator as they march 

A chair for a chair.

I know how that plays out. Andy is actually a lot older than April. So she’ll grow up and mature and he won’t because that’s just how he already was (See: his relationship with Ann) and then she’ll realize how utterly screwed she is when she has to constantly be the adult in the relationship (and some of her…

He can play anyone he wants. Dredge Han’s body out of that pit and put the leather jacket on Idris. You’ll never hear me complain. 

I disagreed with you until you said Jensen Ackles then I thought

I would watch Chris Pine as Indy.  Chris Pratt not so much.

If there’s any genuinely good God, Trump Jr. and his similarly psycho killer brother should be in real trouble. Straight to hell, boys! 

I was just about to say that if he’s beaten Kate Dries to the Erotic Carp Calendar, then hope will have truly died.

Honestly, that’s even fucking worse, he’s essentially admitting to torturing animals just for shits and giggles

Don still hasn’t been contacted about modelling in the Erotic Carp Calendar.