A Christmas Prince: The Pan-Universe War

This rant sounds like me getting really angry while watching Paw Patrol with my 3 year old. Seriously, how is the Paw Patrol funded? I mean, I can look past the talking dogs, but what I can’t look past is the massive cost of having a team of specially trained rescue dogs on call 24 hours a day. The Paw Patrol has some…

You do you, but after our traditional PETA Tofurkey Hatestravaganza, my family is gonna grab a few hours’ sleep, go get a bunch of abortions on Blacklivesmatter Friday, and probably start decorating for the War on Christmas.

Invader Zim called it The Foodening and I have ever since. Literally it’s a day celebrating gluttony just lean in.

Larry Hemsworth, of course.

Esther, what are you sitting here slandering Hershey’s chocolate as the worst Halloween candy when Charleston Chew, Good & Plenty, Bit-o-Honey and Necco Wafers are floating around? Not to say anything of raisins!

If Hersheys is the worst you can conjure, you grew up in some high end trick or treating territory.

There’s something off about this whole story. Diana was married to the heir to the throne. If I were her, to take my revenge, I would say to my “wicked stepmother,” “From here on out you will address me by my formal title”, and here it is, according to wiki:

The Elizabeth Warren/Marine rumor is one of the funniest and most ridiculous things I’ve ever heard in my life. I love how immediately it backfired, though, because we would all root for a 70 year-old-woman to outsex a 24-year-old Marine.

Reminds me of the Pro-lifers that murder doctors.  Every life is worth saving unless you disagree with me.

Man, these anti-vaxxers sure do love trying to expose other people to diseases. 

Does no one in America know the meaning of the word “treason”? 

The issue is when the tabloids interfere with your life, i.e. publishing private letters or, I dunno, chasing your car into a horrendous collision leaving your sons without their mother.

Well, being a royal is one of those completely made up professions.

He dead. 

Check your closet.

Please report back to confirm you’re not dead.

I feel like if I don’t forward this on to ten friends, she will come after my family.

Resident Black Canadian here:

And educated, 30 year old (then) son of a prime minster not knowing what IS and ISN’T racist... OK.

You forget the fourth option. Demand he resign.