Take the kitten! leave the man who uses punctuation weirdly.  

These people that call Meghan and Harry “minor royals” and claim Meghan is an attention seeking social climber are the same ones that are mad that H&M want a wee bit of time and privacy. I call bullshit. They can’t have it both ways.

I can’t get onto that particular article as I’m at work and our server blocks it, but I saw elsewhere that Anne Hathaway took up veganism to lose weight for a role - which suggests to me that her brain rebooted when she ate some fish because she probably just wasn’t eating enough before. Whenever I see these “I…

The cognitive dissonance is real. My niece’s fetus became non-viable. Her state has some pretty restrictive laws.

Me, reading this dirtbag about eating alone:

So Jenna Bush Hager HAD A LIFE-SAVING ABORTION and still refuses to acknowledge it that way? Cool cool cool.

Whenever someone falls back on the defense they don’t “need” to do something, it immediately makes me think they are guilty. Sure, maybe they didn’t “need” to, but that in no way means they didn’t do it for enjoyment. The defense almost always comes with the person being guilty.

You have a Hot Tub in your library?

I bought $10 worth of half price Easter candy yesterday, because between this and the Battle for Winterfell, I’m going to be an emotional wreck, and I’ve always wanted to die of jelly bean poisoning.

A friend- so which Stark do you think is gonna die this weekend?

A massive wipe of student debt in the U.S. would trigger a huge spending boom in housing and autos, and probably bump up birth rates as young Americans who were looking down the barrel of decades of debt would decide they could have the 2.5 kids their parents had. And all the critics are going to worry about is that…

For real. Eat the rich AND smoke their weed!

It’s also easy to be high on life when you’re born never having to worry about paying your cell phone bill, or how you’re going to deal with your student loans, and to basically have success handed to you. Also, I don’t believe him for a second.

I would like to mash-up two DB items and have Owen Wilson star in my fantasy Christopher Guest mockumentary about Operation Varsity Blues.

Typical liberal media spin. You say someone threw a lemon at her, I say someone was merely concerned about promoting the dangers of scurvy, and rapidly offered her some fruit rich in ascorbic acid.

Also, his support of Brienne is so pure. I will actually cry if he dies.

HE IS A TREASURE WHO NEEDS TO BE PRESERVED FOREVER.

NO. FUCK THAT. NOT TORMUND. 

“That’s Why Darkies Were Born, Someone had to pick the cotton,/ Someone had to pick the corn,/ Someone had to slave and be able to sing,/ That’s why darkies were born.”