My reaction to seeing Arya get naked:

I’m all for hot and heavy boning on TV, but for god’s sake, watching Arya was like watching your sister. The ick factor was off the charts.

Of course! Then within 15 minutes of airing the finale, GRRM’s agent will publicly issue a statement saying that there are no plans to publish The Winds of Winter or A Dream of Spring until 2074.

Anyone wishing Khal Drogo will make one last appearance even as a super sexy, frozen Dothraki? Klondike Drogo? No? Just me?  

So Grey Worm’s pretty much fucked right. He’s like every trope walking now with that long “what do you want to do when we survive this godforsaken war” right before they go over the top speech...

Think Jon probably should have sat on that information until after the battle.

I love Michelle Williams. I hope she doesn’t marry anymore dudes in bands. 

Does it mean Adele will have a new album??  Because I will pre-order right now.

Subject (and strange choice of target for scorn) aside, this isn’t even an article. There’s no through line, no theory, no point you ever get to. It’s just a collection of quotes from people with no underlying theme to hold it together. What was your conclusion after listening to all these interviews and podcasts?…

Lois is a treasure and I’m glad she survived. Her reaction to the spa they went to for vitamin infusions and the cryo-chamber was the best.  She lived through a serial killer attack and is 90, she doesn’t need your snake oil TYVM. 

I would like to say for the record that I did not finish the movie, as you may have noticed, but i have been informed that Thanos does succeed, and all I have to say is that I STAN A KING WHO STICKS TO HIS FREAKIN WORD.

All of them. 

Where is the David Brooks’ vampire fan-fic America demands?!?!

A “powerful-seeming woman?”

I’m betting she is worried her daughters will spill something on the stand that will send Becky and Mos up the river for a long while.

Given these girls got in on a fake rowing scholarship it would be hard to argue they weren’t culpable. I mean there are students who had no idea their parents’ paid to fix their test scores, but if you’re on a fake athletic scholarship (Which you posed for fake rowing pictures for) ignorance will be hard to plead.

She will lose every bit of her privacy, and that’s a shame.

This situation is also a national beard-loss tragedy.