Having been a no nonsense German dude, I say no, not an influencer. But really, I need to know what is going on in that top picture. It looks like Meghan is holding some kind of giant caterpillar, and Harry is smelling it, while the lady to the left is scolding the man behind Meghan, who looks rather ashamed.

POLL:

Try to remember that it wouldn’t have been great, specifically because he doesn’t have a spine. Someone who was going to let that be the end of your relationship would never have given you the life you deserve- you deserve someone who would defend you.

Buy an island and fill it with rescue dogs.

The picture above is a computer-generated photo progression of the Timmothy; not a pic of the teen who showed up to the police today (who may or may not be the same person).

Even if they find out the kid isn’t the missing boy I hope he gets the help and care he needs. 

Congrats to them both for being so open about mental health issues

Cheers for pop stars being open about their mental health! I am giving 👍🏾👍🏾to Biebs and Britney right now. It’s still hard for me to talk openly and honestly about my stints in rehab and with therapy.

Speaking of short marriages, Nic Cage got married and had the marriage annulled four days later like last week.

Worse because she is open for people to mock, criticize or creep on 24/7/365.

That’s cute and wholesome. Which is what family pranks should be? Never understood the joy of doing something genuinely cruel or painful to someone you love. Spritz of water from that rubber band trick? Fine. Making someone think their beloved dog is being taken away? Unforgivable. 

God I fucking hate everything.

So incredibly disturbing. 

There’s this episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic that I watched with my kiddos wherein Rainbow Dash keeps pranking everyonepony and it’s super stressful for her friends (except Pinkie Pie, who IS INTO IT). The episode ends with all the ponies pulling an elaborate prank on Rainbow Dash to make it look like…

Now that’s a good dad.  :)

What a valuable lesson for a child.

My youngest was obsessed with the idea of April Fool’s Day when he was 5. I decided to play a prank on him. I saw it online. Put red Jello in a drinking cup with a straw inside. Tell your child there’s a glass of Hawaiian Punch on the counter. Watch as they try to drink the jello. I did this. He laughed. Then he ate…

One year when I was a young kid my dad, being an early riser, came pounding on our bedroom door saying we were going to be late for the bus. We all freaked out and ran downstairs. It was Saturday, April 1, and he had made pancakes. How is this hard, internet dipshits?

She cried for like, two minutes, and she’s the happiest kid ever now.

Ban children under the age of X(12? 10? 8?) from appearing or just do not allow parents and family vloggers to monetize videos. Remove the carrot and they’ll stop or try to find another platform to spout their nonsense.