Someone needs to get their toes sucked by a financial advisor, pronto!

“I’m very sorry for my poor decision-making”

Medical professional here. I don’t really know anything about what it does for your skin, but I recently read about this new diet trend where activated charcoal is being added to meals and protein shakes and things, and then promptly absorbing medication that is taken at the same time. (Activated charcoal absorbs…

He got lucky when President Obama nominated him as his vice-president.

Science be damned, my skin is glowing thanks to vitamin c. And good genetics. And probably all the cannibalism.

It may not have been Joe’s intention to perv on some women, but it was his white, male privilege that allowed him to do it so freely and without thought or consequence.

Can we please, please fucking cancel him already? Your welcome was worn out by January 2017, Joe. If not before.

I’m glad that at least Sunny Hostin said something and spoke up about the power differential. Why do these individuals get a pass, from “the ‘Oh, I just hug people. That’s how I am.’” sorts to the creeps who seriously abuse it and get passes like Biden?  Some of us just don’t ever want to be touched.  Fuck off with…

“But, see, that pisses me off,” Goldberg interjected. “I don’t want Joe to stop doing that.”

“Don’t touch the people you work with unless you are shaking hands, they are choking and you are giving them the Heimlich, or you are pulling them out of the way of an oncoming bus,” seems like such an easy rule to follow that I don’t understand why people don’t do it. I’m in the military, and I can’t remember the…

Seems like a good a time as any to repost The Rock Test.

This discussion came up at a party recently. One guy was lamenting Modern America, and sort of facetiously asking how he was supposed to communicate with women at work nowadays without getting called into HR or sued, and settling into a robotic monotone with his hands by his side. And a friend, who I would NOT have…

And here I was just burying my poop like a cat 🙀 

Well, those people tend to be very sensitive to language that doesn’t conform to their politics and become immediately threatened when they hear it, so the media tends to walk on eggshells to avoid setting them off. If only there was a term for that

Julia’s a mensch.

I hope every single publication picks up her statement, since it’s something that needs to be heard far and wide. 

That she has to spell it out so cleanly says something about how the media latches on to the very people who bemoan ‘pc culture’.

THANKS FOR SHOOTING THIS MOMENT IN PORTRAIT MODE, MOM.

I liked how the moment Giannis stands up, all the normal-sized humans around him kinda back off like he’d just tapped on the glass of their fish tank.

Well deserved Dame Ashley.