This fits in so well with my life as a Bills fan: Fitz looks all-pro against the Bills, then looks like this the next week. Meanwhile in Buffalo, they somehow manage to make Carson Palmer look like, well, Ryan Fitzpatrick. Right when I think I’m out, they pull me back in and slam me through a folding table.

Don King makes Al Sharpton look like Wayne Brady.

Next time someone gives me shit for drinking before noon, I’ll swear I’m acting to ensure the safety and well-being of Rutgers students.

Jerry needs to remind the players not to wear their jerseys while they’re beating women.

That’s cold, bro.

The taunting call was bad when you look at it in slow-mo (looks like it was intended for the ref but got stuck to Pryor’s gloves or something and wobbled down to Webb), but at full speed it looks flaggable.

Tom, being not impressed.

Curt Schilling’s Facebook Lock Of The Week

Rob can rest easy. If treachery is a foot Rex always springs into action.

Who would have thought this church would give a sermon about a Chubb?

It took me 4 seconds, and then I just shook my head in appreciation.

No big deal since it was in Taiwan but there would be riots if he was blocked in India

Christ, that’s right. Jake Delhomme gumped his way into a Super Bowl. In my defense I took a lot of drugs in high school.

Women watching movies were men get drowned, tortured, burnt to deat, suffocated, stabbed, shot, blown up, castrated, run over by cars... and I assume there is some of that in this movie as well

Live look at Drew Magary:

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Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

“They only showed him kill that guy on replay” is my favorite comeback of all time now. Find that hill and die on it, buddy.

Monfils later proved the old saying correct by losing two arguments to the clock.

Looks like someone’s been Boozin’.