A Franckhurter?

Speak for yourself... when I’m drunk couches can be elusive as hell.

This is a problem, but not with the method. Toilet seats that are not oblong should not exist.

Long time stander, first time sitter, here. I tried changing things up when I first saw Drew’s Great Wipe Hope article. Had to ask some people I worked with how you do it exactly. I sort of lean forward and wipe.

Despite the poor execution of good intentions, the picture is kind of fun. It’s like an Al Jolson version of Where’s Waldo.

Goose with the fuckin’ heatah, baby! GIVE EM THE HEATAH, GOOSE!

Stealing a corny joke... Way to go, Hamburglar.

23.5 inches. Pro-tip... use a vertical, mobile device.

At least “waived gate” comes with its own conspiracy nomenclature.

Uuuggggggghhhhh... Fucking nailed it.

Oh dude.... I'm gonna star this. However, BOOOOOOOOOOOO.

I'm more upset about losing the Tomsula life hacks of the week.

Oh shit.

The best part is at :43 when one of the announcers makes a total football noise. I make that noise every time I see someone get toasted. It's way funnier in the middle of a bunch of gibberish.

There is nothing funny about this... right?

Steph Curry broke basketball again... now three pointers have to light themselves up.

Earlier this month, the Cardinals woke up in a new Iupati.

If you want a quick, microwaveable meal, you can Ray Rice.

This is my favorite.

There has to be two defenders in front of the ball. Usually the keeper is in net—and therefore always in front of the ball—so you only think about one defender.