lazyandtired
Lazyandtired
lazyandtired

Almost excepting the ladders. Some of my best Clist scores have been people moving.

One time I got so frustrated playing Ninja Gaiden I burned a cross on my neighbors lawn.

Maybe CarMax employs vast contact centers full of folks who pretend to be idiots and respond to CL ads all day. Eventually people give up and sell to CarMax for less.

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I think you’ll appreciate 0:36 in this video then.

The driver of the van:
after dude jumps into his windshield: HOLY FUCK..
after he’s tackled off the roof: Do i just uhh.. stay here.. or .. pull over or .. what?

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I have one just like it. It’s a Turbo Encabulator.

Just look at the flowers, Tom.

There are people here that think she murdered Sharon Tate. There are people that scream “rehabilitate!” in quite literally every other scenario but this one.

Truly. I still generally like Banana Republic stuff for the office, but GAP stuff is mostly like, “What if Old Navy clothes were more expensive and less flattering?”

As a kid, I felt like this every Sunday night. I once said out loud ‘Sunday nights make me feel like I don’t want to be alive’ and my mom flipped. It’s just ennui, mom!

Was on a puddle jumper that got really bouncy. About 20 min in, the plane felt like it dropped 1000ft in 2 sec. Everyone gasped or squeaked. I slightly put my hands up and quietly woohoo’d. About 2 min later it happened again and I hear a quiet woohoo across the aisle. I look over to see a girl about 6 years old with

I love it when some sitting over the wings freak out when they notice the wings flexing.

Personally, microwaving hot dogs is my favorite way to cook them.

Stillwater is among the poorest of the poor in Saratoga County, a notoriously red-leaning county. This guy is smack in the middle of Trump territory. Poor, ignorant, white trash who have lived through factory collapse after factory collapse. Too stupid or lazy to take advantage of every re-training program available

Bone-broth* advocates make me want to murder. Jesus fucking christ, people. It’s soup.

Don’t forget coconut oil!

Unpopular opinion: George Clooney is not all that handsome and seems like a complete dick with his love of practical jokes. And now this pear-shaped, potato-faced wang—who everyone inexplicably insists is the ultimate catch—is calling his son a “thug” and his daughter “elegant”? George Clooney sucks, people.

I will explain why the name Confederate is a bad choice in modern the modern USA with an example from literature, since you asked.

As someone else who has been down a similar road, I heartily concur with this advice!!

Do not go. Do. Not. Go. DO NOT GO on this alleged vacation. This is all for your mom’s benefit. She is trying to rewrite history, a la ‘well it couldn’t have been so bad if you came on this vacation’. She’s at a point in her life where she realizes she is closer to the end than the beginning. This is her attempt to