I think modern cars are too fast and powerful for 99% of what most people do.

Q: What do Gene Kelly, Judy Holiday, Leonard Bernstein, Dorothy Parker, Gypsy Rose Lee, Harry Belafonte, Burgess Meredith, Langston Hughes, Lloyd Bridges, Lena Horne, Charlie Chaplin, Eddie Albert, Pete Seegar and Burl Ives have in common with Colin Kaepernick?

Jingoism.

I’m going hiking tomorrow morning, but I also still plan to go for a run on Sunday morning. Thanks for inquiring after my exercise routine. It’s nice to know you care.

Is it too much to ask, in the very near future, for a journalist to stand up in the middle of Rump’s remarks and tell him to just shut the fuck up? Yes, it would be career suicide (maybe?), but the outcome would be so beneficial to the greater good. I would support this massively, massively. I would support this…

I’m just going to say - I don’t care what’s motivating John McCain.

She was homeschooled by a mother that helped her older sister make a sex tape, what did we expect?

You are entitled to your wrong opinion. Mr. Meseeks is awesome.

Everyone that claims to be a Rick, is actualy a Jerry.

Everyone I know in real life who’s a fan of the show just likes to smoke weed and laugh at the goofy shit onscreen. I didn’t know there was this insidious culture around it.

To be fair, the House of Representatives has always been full of whack-jobs.

I suppose that’s a Michigan thing. Where I live, there’s lots of unincorporated land that’s not in any municipality, just under the county. It’s great, too - property taxes are crazy low and nobody really bothers you about what you do with your property.

Yeah, it is irritating to me that people on here that defend this kinda stuff seem to think that harm is only a visual thing.

I don’t have much sympathy for him. Anyone who has ever lived in civilization knows that there are ordinances, even in the country. It also doesn’t look like his neighbors are that far away either. One other thing to note, in the photos right now it doesn’t look like an eyesore, but come back in December when the…

1) That township can piss right off. Seriously, what harm was the collection doing to anybody?

I’m in a Flat Earth group on Facebook because it’s insane and hilarious (in control dosses), but what’s really wild is watching them escalate. Over the past year, they’ve decided that trees don’t actually exist (what we think of now as trees are bushes) and that mountains are actually the trunks of the now lost True…

To everyone out there flapping their ugly maws about not getting a flu shot:

This is scary. It’s happened to me before. Sometimes the effects aren’t felt immediately, but then suddenly you lose all of your motor skills.. That’s why I stopped doing gravity bong hits.

Oh great, it’s that time of year when people on the internet argue about flu shots...

The only reason to pump and dump is to do it to keep milk supply up. It won’t rid your body or milk of alcohol any faster.