Personal choice in the matter is irrelevant.

*insert crazy anecdote about how my uncle’s friend’s cousin’s stepson crashed his bike at 120 while wearing a helmet and it was definitely the helmet that broke his neck and killed him, he would have been fine if he had hit the pavement with his bare face. *

Apparently there are high school teams (in wealthy NE suburbs) which are shutting down due to a lack of interest because parents aren’t letting their kids play football anymore.

Especially since the chances are that the place you are looting in flooded as well. So all that food, except the canned and bottled food, in there will have to be thrown away.

Before we jump to conclusions, we need to know what color they were. Remember the rules from Katrina: black people loot, white people salvage.

I like to blashphemously respond to those people by thanking Baby Jesus every time something good happens, like a good parking spot.

Well ask yourself this: How many times would you pay to see Conor McGregor get rocked in the face? I’d do it a whole bunch of times. Hey everybody, gather round and watch this bastard get his jaw broken.

Those socks, man. Whenever I see someone with the high socks, I always say, “Just like Kerry Kittles, huh?”

Nowadays, I usually just get back, “Who’s Kerry Kittles,” but still, I remember. Dammit, I remember!

Dragonfire can’t melt ice beams!

Oh yes! Ghost Valley 1, Koopa Troopa was my driver of choice too. I would never get tired of Time Trialling that thing, squealing round, cutting the wall blocks soooo fine on the corners. Brilliant.

I just posted this too, but for a different reason - the feather shortcut.

I’m surprised no one picked the OG Ghost House. That feather jump shortcut was just the most epic thing when you nailed it. After all these years (and versions) that still remains the most satisfying and masterful moment I’ve had playing the franchise.

The very first ghost track in the SNES Mario Kart. If you are Koopa Troopa on that track no one can beat you. He has the best acceleration and handling and it’s almost a joke to try and win if someone else is him on that course.

Wario Stadium on N64 has a deeply unfair shortcut trick just off the beginning of the track. My wife mastered this in her youth, long before we met, and pulled this out of her hat the first time we played the game together several years ago. I was not amused.

My favorite versus map is from the original. The Ice one.

I always vote for Baby Park when playing MK8. It’s the only way to re-introduce randomness and insanity back into a game that has been sterilized and overthought to death.

Like W during the debates. He put sentences together, and everyone was blown away.

More than one example is presented. The story about the therapist’s patients being recommended to each other implies that Facebook is using location tracking to make recommendations.

Having grown up in Wisconsin I have to say, this is a real thing. I brought my college gf (from Long Island) home to visit back in the day, and she was so appalled by the giant glasses of milk with every meal.

I am a trash human being and fucking love mayo, and I would never in a million years put it on a peanut butter sandwich. What the fuck.