This makes absolute sense and my heart aches for this man. Having said that, that's a fucking amazing picture.

in new relationships i always try to be like. the cool girl. for as long as i can. but the truth always comes out eventually and I’m like, welp hope he loves me enough by now that he’ll deal w/ it!

He’a going to lose this and lose this hard, which is what they want. This bathroom bill is just a smoke screen. The really terrible meat of the bill makes raising the minimum wage in the state illegal and strips a ton of LBGT rights away, such as housing protection and medical care.

According to family history, my aunt was a notoriously shy child to the point where she was often scolded for rudeness. I imagine Caroline has a similar situation. I was a shy kid too, who eventually learned how to hide it entirely (so now a lot of people seem surprised when I say I’m introverted—friendly and…

she wears this same neckline EVERYWHERE and it honestly does nothing for her. she has sloping shoulders which IS FINE AND GOOD but when she wears this neckline it makes her look droopy

It’s interesting that she chose to wear Steven Tyler’s entire body, face, and hair as an outfit. Certainly fits the theme.

Of course the type of weight loss depicted on that show is NOT healthy. To maintain weight loss, you need a total change of lifestyle and eating habits but you also have to do it progressively. And it has to be sustainable. That show makes a humiliating freak show out of these poor people and of course they’re going…

Just for context, this is the process people on the Biggest Loser go through. They consume far fewer calories than are recommended for a human to subsist on and exercise to the point of exhaustion — they basically (yes, voluntarily) spend 5 months being coached into having a severe eating disorder. They lose weight at…

The woman card gets us a ‘free’ drink we never asked for, but cordially accept for fear of repercussions and then get called a bitch slut for not leaving with the buyer.

It’s more like “If Hillary were a man with those same qualifications, she’d be predicted to win by a landslide.” The “woman card” has only gotten her sexist bullshit over the years and made it that much more difficult to achieve what she’s achieved. The only advantage the “woman card” gets any of us is the occasional…

other cards Hillary has or had:

Good. If you’re an adult, feel free to be a guinea pig, treat, don’t treat, whatever.

I buy pretty underwear because I like pretty stuff, but it doesn’t make me feel sexier, either. To me, being sexy isn’t a passive thing, it’s an action. Which I can take wearing my favorite blue lace undies, or my ratty gardening pants.

Oh wow: The military lied about rape in the military!

And baby showers, which are one million times worse than weddings.

just stopping by to say RIP i thee dread

I take it you’ve never planned a wedding.

I have been married twice, my first marriage 6 years ago, my second not quite a year old. I do not now, nor will I ever understand the notion of spending tens of thousands of dollars in order to keep your divorced parents from killing one another, engaging in emotional blackmail with your family and friends, and…

Your problem is that you have too many friends. I don’t know 26 people well enough to be invited to their weddings. It’s cheaper that way.

A few years ago I was starting a company and I got some advice that I should get a staunchy looking old white guy to partner with me to ‘look the part.’ So I commenced with interviewing those well-qualified to fill that roll, I didn’t specifically ask for old white guys but when you say you’re hiring a CEO for a…