Also feel the need to add:

Getting to the end of that first item like

Yeah, have at. They're still gross. I'm 37 weeks pregnant and just want to run in to public restrooms to pee every five minutes, but I have to go through every stall to find one some bitch didn't decide to hover over and just pee all over the seat. ;P

Trojans: Now for two types of blow.

I feel for the little girl, pulled apart in all this mess.

A vote for him is a vote against guacamole.

Misandry starts at home (if your dad is Ted Cruz).

Uh, on what planet does Hillary Clinton not care about or address equal pay? I know Bernie Sanders fan don’t like her, at all, but you can’t just make shit up about her record. She introduced the Paycheck Fairness Act and cosponsored the Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act for christ’s sake.

“I believe the integrity of Breitbart News..”

Maybe she’s so secretive because she’s a woman and heard of the internet?

Golda Meir had it right. Men should just stay home.

Seriously. How do they get through the ticket counter, security, the boarding procedure and the safety announcements, let alone the flight itself, without even glancing at an unrelated female?

Also, if your religion prohibits you from interacting with literally half the people on the planet, your religion probably sucks.

Finally. If your religion prohibits any sight or incidental contact with women, maybe you should stay home. We certainly won't.

Everyone being like, “Maybe it wouldn’t be so bad if that Republican was president,” like, you don’t have to choose one of them! You can choose someone else! It is okay to brush off the entire Republican field, you don’t have to make choices between who is less-bad of the wholly bad lot!

The GOP: Constantly in a battle for “Oh you think that’s a shitty thing to do?!”

As another perpetual single this is something that I’m dying to know as well.

They shouldn’t be covered by the ACA then. There has to be a firewall between any public health funding/infrastructure and religious institutions who pretend to practice and feign the appearance of practicing medicine. Innocent citizens are suffering and being put in grave danger over policies that are not based in…

I had 3 abortions before I decided to have a child. All with the same guy. The abortions all happened before we were married. That’s not why I had them - I had them because I wanted a life. One where I wouldn’t resent any possible children for all of the things I “could” have done. I did a shit ton of shit before…