So then, I suppose your advice for Democrats is to lie to the voters like the electorally superior Republicans do?

Because they lie like motherfuckers up and down and in every way, because they appeal to emotion, and because they hammer the same bullshit down again and again and again and again until people actually believe it!

I’m sure he’ll take the spot over in a week. Have you seen the comments section on your average espn article? Excellent fb answers.

Its been clear since Cain took a larger role on the show to appeal to the Trumpsters, Kellerman has started checking out in annoyance. Everything about his body language says I know you want this chump to take my spot cause he’s cheaper and willing to appeal to red state shit heels in a way I will not.

“for the people that don’t have the language to do it themselves or the intelligence to realize that they are being played as the basic, naked rednecks that are targeted on the front line of these types of discussions.”

Well down here in Miami, we just saw the debut of Jay Cutler...and I would still prefer Kap’s “not wanting to play” style of football.

Nailed it. Dumb people fall for this type of arguing every goddamned day.

Cain was also on Mike and Mike where he argued for like 10 minutes about whether we know Kaep wants to play or not like it means a goddamn thing.

Or demanding that a prominent black man stand next to and have his picture taken with a President who routinely disparages his community and culture might just be evil.

The NFL requires more evidence to determine a player caught a football than it does to determine a player assaulted his partner. Awkward.

Diana thanks for working late on a Friday to get this out. You are one of Deadspin’s greatest assets, please keep up the good work.

I remember watching Omorosa and Trump on the Apprentice and thinking she was batshit crazy and a liar, and he just seemed like an inconsequential, mildly amusing, easily forgotten buffoon. Now I feel like I’m trapped in a nightmare.

Remember when Omarosa used Bethany saying “pot calling the kettle black”to suggest Bethany was racist. Those two ass clowns have now fallen ass backwards into two of the most popular people in our country today.

She’s as delusional as her boss for even showing up. She thinks everyone will just swallow her bullshit like KKKellyane.

Remember that time she was on The Apprentice and that little chunk of plaster fell on her head and she acted like she was Kennedy-shot? That was a simpler time and I miss it.

Get your white flag out yet? It appears overwhelming numbers flatly reject your premise, which appears to be a thin veil covering your misandry.

I would agree, and tell them to ditch Diet Coke; however, the fact that they exist is proof positive that your opinion on this is wrong too. Trust me, they have run the numbers, if they weren’t turning a profit, one would disappear. The sales do in fact justify the marketing.

Is this trolling? Because the drinks taste as different as Coke and Pepsi in my opinion. You must have some wonky taste buds.

I agree, some people are not born with the disposition to determine subtle differences in flavors. Those people should maybe not write about flavor? That is, especially when they are excellent writers, as Beth is.