So you hit elderly people to feel like a man and prove yourself. Got it.

There is false equivalency, and then there’s the stupid thing you just said.

After further review, the ruling on the field has been overturned. The receiver was recorded as having said “respect.” The ball will be placed at the spot of the infraction. Automatic... first down!

Is there any evidence any one actually thought that guy or his girlfriend were hispanic? Listening to the tape, I’d say spic would be like guess #127 on what he said there. “Respect”, “sit back..”, etc etc. etc. all sound more likely than a racially inflammatory remark that doesn’t even seem accurate for the people…

A. He didn’t call him a spic.

Claim your prize at customer service on your way out the door, Jeff.

Worse. People may start to realize the US is not the perfect paragon of virtue that is constantly jammed down our throats as children.

Are we just glossing over the fact that Trump sued the NFL in the 1980's? And that maybe his opinion on all things football is clouded by that $1 settlement the USFL owners got? Because he seems like the type of guy to hold a decades long grudge over being thoroughly bitchslapped in court like that.

100% Trump is the guy who complains about having to stand through O Canada when the Blue Jays are in town to play the Yankees.

Neesh Mowre schtarsh!

I’ve been forced into the indignity of drinking tap water, so I know what it’s like to be poor.

That’s simply not true. Whataboutism is a big part of the test.

This is like the time me and some buddies were driving down to Buffalo to see a Sabres game. We all met up at my buddy Aidan’s house and we were about to get in the car and, with it clearly in sight, I called Shotgun. Clear rules, right?

It’sh alsho not fucking tjrue.

I was given a ticket when I didn’t exceed the speed limit, because I was coaching at one school, and the patrol officer graduated from the other, and he let me know he was bitter about this. That happens in life.

“I don’t know you or agree with you, but I’ll defend to the death my right to use a caricature of you to deny rights to brown people.”

This ^^^ is why I was really bummed to see alejandro villanueva take it upon himself to leave the locker room.

Honest question sir or madame... would you say you are in the minority of vets who feel this way?

We won’t fight alongside you or for you. But we’ll yell about what we imagine you to be. Deal?

“It’s a dog whistle to the racists among us to say otherwise.”