I can't in good conscience deny this happening. 

But it demonstrates that Mother Nature’s designs can be supersized to one day revolutionize air travel.

“It’s a living”

Wait!  I’ve heard of that!  Tubeweb?  Webtube?  Spidertube?  Something like that.

We need some “thanks Antifa!” memes like all those old “thanks Obama” ones. If these people didn’t have someone black to blame for absolutely everything, I don’t know what they’d do.

Few small things:

A Series of Tubes, perhaps? It's just so crazy that it just might work.

Your Travel Guide

Extremely basic research would tell you that this is a one minute teaser from an interview that airs tomorrow, but you’ve written this as if you watched the whole thing. Not a huge deal, but come on.

I hear BLM caused all the ice storms in Texas too, but only after, you know, stealing all the heaters and insulation the Republican lawmakers had installed in the power grid after the last storm.

Gizmodo should buy me a fish tank.

If you would have added “tried to eat him after he was unconscious” to the headline, after seeing that picture, I wouldn’t have questioned it.

They will openly own what happened, proudly, long before they ever have shame for it.

Whenever you see a non repeating pattern on space stuff it’s generally for humans or these days computer vision to quickly figure out orientation.

Murica!

“Alright snake you can stay, but you also have to get HVAC certified!"

That’s like JJ saying “Sure, we had no idea where we were going with Lost and totally screwed the finale, but wait till you see what we do with the reboot!”

I think you mean ‘Now THAT would be a surprise, motherfucker’

Motherfucker, that’s a good motherfuckin’ idea!

I wonder if Dokes will be resurrected.