What, the devil made me do it? Kid, Flip Wilson called, and he wants his schtick back.

“Admittedly there was no rational basis for the claim, but it is apparent defendant was one of millions of Americans who were misled by the President’s deception.”

That’s dangerous.... That could’ve been misinterpreted as a counter-offer.

username checks out.

That woman’s house crashed into the officer’s car at 70mph. She’s lucky she didn’t get shot for attacking the police.

We’ve officially failed as a species, extraterrestrials are laughing at us 

At a certain point, there are no words left.

If you really have to be told not to put an industrial strength adhesive in your hair you shouldn’t be left alone with a glass of water.

All this focus on the rally on January 6. What about every damned day since November 3, when The Big Lie became official? But even before that, when he sowed seeds of doubt in our electoral process, when he was making excuses because he thought he would lose to Hillary, who he promised he’d put in jail? I mean, fuck,…

They’re right, they just have their time machine set wrong. Take America back about, oh, lets say 600 years and it’ll certainly be great again, without all the religious misfits and itinerant riffraff from Europe stinking the place up.

As per usual, the most vile hateful speech that comes out of a person’s mouth is usually accompanied by bible verses and the name Jesus Christ. 

These guys use the term Jezebel the same way alt-right whackos use the term socialist to describe anyone whose politics they disagree with.

I’m basically an atheist because this is pretty much the norm in America. The churches that get the GOP hard are all, pretty much universally, ones that I find repulsive and antithetical to the Christian theological ideas that I was instilled with as the kid of a lift leaning hippy.

Not that Kamala Harris is one, but there ain’t nothing with Jezebels anyway. Hell, Jesus was always hanging around with a couple of ‘em.

If it wasn’t for double standards they wouldn’t have any standards at all.

Hypocrisy has always been a core pillar of conservatism.

Have an acquaintance (she’s been downgraded from friend) who stupidly posted “Why didn’t Bill Clinton get impeached for behavior unbecoming of a president.” Girlfriend.....he DID get impeached for a whole lot LESS than cheating on his wife. But president cheatin ass, multiple baby mama, pussy grabbin, would probably…

So a man who fucked around on everyone of his three wives and probably had sex with underage girls, Is “God’s chosen one” but Harris Is a Jezebel.

The revolution will be aerobicized. 

Oh stop. She looked fabulous and she sounded fabulous. We’ve spent that last four years basically living in the Hunger Games, so it was incredible to have someone as talented as Lady Gaga perform and commemorate this new era dressed as such. Plus I loved that golden microphone. And she did it in front of Mike Fucking…