Dude! You are soooo METAL!

I appreciate the depth of this article Jason. And that it’s not a slideshow. Thank you. 

You get double points for this post because “Cleti” as plural of Cletus is the best thing I have ever seen in a comments section.

Regrettably agreed. Tasteless and offensive, but not illegal.

I mean, we could probably list the things he’s said that aren’t lies, and it would take less time.

At least we (mostly) dodged the disco rebirth!

It seems like all they want is someone to come along and be an asshole to people they hate; they can fill in all the other details on their own.

Maybe she thought that there were so many lies, Sanders wouldn’t be able to pick just one before she could cut away.  She would be paralyzed by too much choice.

that’s her alias when she’s cruising for a hookup...

“We’re held to a higher standard than normal civilians”

whitedacity

I didn’t realize 32 was the new 52.

Wouldn’t that just be the best ending to this soap opera? That the spurned daughter, the Cinderella, somehow takes down the whole family?

“I am more than comfortable saying that this level of greatness will never be achieved again by any “Florida Woman.” 

Right? Geography involves a fucking huge amount of data processing.

Apparently some of the MAGAs think

Money. Lots of it.

I hate it when Amy insists on bringing Becca to our gatherings. I just wanted to check in on her quilting project and see some pictures of her horse, not hang out with Amy’s church friends!

I think the whole Karen thing is being pushed by the Becky lobby...

Look at you out there doin’ the damn thang!