Ah yeah, that is different. Here all driving related things are done through your DMV field office (they are plentiful so you are usually no more than 10 miles from one if you live in an area that is incorporated into a county). They even did field tests, and eventually rolled out the self serve kiosks out for people…

Forcing any of the degenerate Trumps to publicly go naked would be more punishment for those watching.

I know, right? Your right to preserve property values totally trumps her right to keep her family from dying.

Get real. Allowing an exception isn’t a “slippery slope.” It’s a flat platform coveted in grip tape.

The only people who complain about HOAs are THE assholes. Don’t be the worst house on the street and you’ll never have an issue.

lol, or buying a house near a racetrack that is older then you and saying “omg that is too much noise we need to shut it down” I’m looking at you LAURA LINNEY

Machetes are only $6 at harbor freight. 

Because even in extraordinary times, it’s our bureaucratic red tape that separates us from wild animals.

The only reason you wrap a process like this in bureaucracy and the threat of fines is because you know you’ll feel like the dick you are if you have to discuss it with a person like a reasonable human being.

And that Ellie Mae!

Tbh, I'd love to live next to the clampetts. Never a dull moment. 

There is no such thing as a good HOA. Only ones that haven’t released their inner evil yet.

Wow, fuck me there’s some Karens in here!

You may have noticed a whole lot of rules have stopped applying during a pandemic.

Hell hath no fury like an underachieving middle class American with an over-inflated sense of self-worth being given the slightest modicum of authority, perceived or otherwise.

Counterpoint: paying someone to tell you how you can or can’t use the property you paid for, particularly when they aren’t the government, is pure crazytown.

HOAs can be annoying, but this is completely tone deaf.

for me, a guy, I find the opposite frequently happens. A gaggle of Becky’s walking shoulder to shoulder taking up the entire sidewalk coming toward me, and I have to turn sideways and basically let them pass. Otherwise we collide, and then I’m the asshole.

A gentleman is a gentleman regardless of who they are interacting with.

I give a loud SHARE THE SIDEWALK, PLEASE and sometimes throw in a Vulcan death glare. Clears a path with a quickness