Doubt they’ll sell as well as trucknuts.

“They probably think martini glasses do not look masculine.”

Never forget the classics!

I see the fake Doc is back (downthread).

I’ll have to check that out!

Maybe tonight I’ll boot up the ol’ Genesis console, blow on the cartridge and play the original, in honor of the old ‘Hog.

Disgusting.

(People laugh at me since I still carry a road atlas/map in my car.)

ouch!

Wait...you don’t eat your guests when doing the dishes?

I had that flash yesterday, when I had a question but didn’t have my phone. I tried to remember how it was pre-e (personal memories date back to tube electronics) when you needed info not available in an encyclopedia. Wait for the library to open, I guess.

It took me years to understand this. I am of the population that doesn’t suffer from the asparagus thing.

As a muni employee/resident in my small town, when I hear that I chime in with, “Well, then, I guess I’m self-employed, then.”

I ran for SB President as a joke (I hung with the arts/musicians-crowd - what passed for geeks/rebels in my small Catholic HS back in the late 60s).

Flood maps are based on elevation, with the various zones (a, ae, x, etc) also informed by anecdotal historical information. The fact that these somewhat correspond w/redlined areas is less than a conspiracy and more than a coincidence. Less desirable residential properties tend to be in lowlands or adjacent to…

For the past few years I’ve texted my West Coast (I’m in New England) friends at 12:01 am on New Year’s Eve, to tell them how awesome the future will be in three hours.

Municipal Land Use checking in: I always liked: ‘... a citation if a natural person’. And, yeah, we absolutely use ‘shall’ in all legal docs.

Different energy in a laser (Click, click) than a blaster (pew, pew) or disruptor or phaser or lasgun.

I’m more than a bit surprised that more hasn’t been made of ‘First Sounds from Another Planet!’

This!