This will be thrilling to the dozens of people who care about collegiate lacrosse.

My own theory is that he’s trying to be a Ken M-type troller:

I had a coach like that, which I guess is ok, it’s in his job description to try to be inspiring. But we’d have watch inspirational movies the night before a game and listen to crappy, half-baked attempts at Grantland Rice sports-as-a-metaphor-for-life speeches. I fucking hated it. I always felt like an odd man out…

Probably not. I played DIII football back in the day and every team has several of these guys who are just over-the-top homers and who think that winning is the most important thing in the world. This is even worse. He’s not even on the team and never has been. It’s as dumb as McCaunnahy (sp?) giving a pep talk to…

That’s pretty much what completely unchecked ego looks like. Assuming that a team in its fifth recent Super Bowl needs his input and inspirational words. For fuck’s sake, shut up.

This guy is a professional comment troll. It can be pretty subtle but he’s been doing it for years. The hint is always in a name related in some way to tomatoes. He just likes to rile the comment section up.

Because movies have lead everyone to believe that you’re not having a real experience if there isn’t thunderous bass and audio so loud you can’t hear yourself think.

Because movies have lead everyone to believe that you’re not having a real experience if there isn’t thunderous bass…

It sucks that his movies aren’t great because he is, by all accounts, a great human being. The stories about his huge, completely anonymous donations to charity are apocryphal but I really hope they’re true and will assume so until I have a reason to believe otherwise.

Being Johnny Depp looks exhausting. God, just getting dressed everyday must take hours.

Yeah, whenever I have a huge life decision to make my first thought is “what would Hamilton Nolan think I should do?”

Money comes and goes, but the ways in which our dogs have deeply enriched our lives are better than money. Having said that, I admit that we have a comfortable income, and I certainly wouldn’t fault someone for whom that wasn’t the case for not spending their last dollar for expensive treatment. But I hope that…

There are no non-creepy pictures of either Sarkozy.

Christ, it’s already a serious problem and their idea is to make the problem worse.

We were talking with some friends who obviously think we’re dog crazy. They asked how much of our money we would spend for treatment if our dog got sick and they thought I was kidding when I said “all of it”. She’s the best dog ever.

They have a whole foundation devoted to dogs, it’s not “that one time”. I like Torts because we have the whole loves-dogs-more-than-humans thing in common.

This take is almost as childish as voting for Trump then being shocked that he’s awful.

Food & Commercial Wkrs Local Union 75:

Hey, if unions getting rich on their members’ dues and paying themselves exorbitant salaries is good enough for you, you have no argument from me. Also, keep in mind that in a lot of states workers have no choice in whether to even belong to a union, and the dues are compulsory for the worker to even have a job.

I guess we’re quibbling over the meaning of the word “few” then.

Home theatre subwoofers are the scourge of my existence. You don’t need a fucking subwoofer to watch TV. Everyone who lives in your apartment building hates you and if you live in a house your neighbors hate you, too.

Home theatre subwoofers are the scourge of my existence. You don’t need a fucking subwoofer to watch TV. Everyone…