Words cannot fully describe how much I love this, and how beautiful it is

Gonna take you for a ride 🎶🎶

Trying so hard not to masturbate to this... O.o

Kinda like Jolt cola :)

Cool.

Jolt was the stuff of legends in middle school. Getting your hands on a bottle was the equivalent of having a dime bag in high school.

Yep, that was the one. And I really dug The Descendants, so I’m not sure what went wrong there. Didn’t help that the main kid was such a bland presence that I literally had to look up his character’s name when I was reviewing the film. I kinda enjoyed evil Steve Carrell at least.

Adventureland is awesome. Early Jesse…

Your positivity confuses and frightens me, but thank you!

Great job, Internet!

ENREEE-CO PALLAH-TZO!

Very cool.

HOLY CRAPBALLS! SEASON 2 IS GOING TO BE SO BADASS!!!!! ME AND SOME FRIENDS ARE STARTING A PODCAST WHERE WE TALK BOUT EACH EPISODE. IT’S CALLED STRANGER WINGS, BECAUSE WE EAT WINGS WHILE TALKING ABOUT STRANGER THINGS! AND I DO A SERIES OF EXPLAINED VIDEOS ON POPULAR SHOWS, IT’S ON YOUTUBE AND I WILL BE DOING SEASON 2,…

Only 90s kids will truly appreciate this.

Left-wing darlings? Sorry, but knowledge of the operating principles of magnetism is a prerequisite for being a left-wing darling.

I like purple chickens.

I HOPE THEY PLAY TUBA RUBA AND DRINK BURPLE IN SEASON 2!

BEGIN, REAGAN, PALESTINE, TERROR ON THE AIRLINE, AYATOLLAH’S IN IRAN, RUSSIAN’S IN AFGHANISTAN, WHEEL OF FORTUNE, SALLY RIDE, HEAVY METAL, SUICIDE, FOREIGN DEBTS, HOMELESS VETS, AIDS, CRACK, BERNIE GOETZ, HYPODERMICS ON THE SHORES, CHINA’S UNDER MARTIAL LAW, ROCK AND ROLLER COLA WARS, I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

OMG! DONKEY KONG, MADONNA, GOONIES, AIDS, MUPPET BABIES, SMURFS, TEDDY RUXPIN, CHALLENGER EXPLOSION, JEFF SPICOLI, IT’S ENRICO PALLAZO!