Where is CAPTAIN TOAD?

Bro, that’s the only reason I have sick abs.

I’m hoping this was literally part of their VC pitch, preferably at a TechCrunch event.

They have to pretend like everything is normal. At least for another month or three before all the AV Club writers get fired.

I’d be ok with machines doing all the work allowing me to spend hours per day in the gym working on my sick abs.

The city’s permanent residents should really adjust to the needs of the casual, pants-pissing visitor.

This guy Fuchs.

The first two aren’t, but the third is largely regarded as a stone-cold classic.

You probably think the earth is round as well.

leave fanboy

So would you say it’s the Dark Souls of Metroid?

2 I 2 T

It 2: Not It

Lol, sure they are.

I wish I had the energy to go search out my ancient takes telling people who wanted to make cable a la carte and dreaming of a “cord cutting” future that they were short-sighted morons.

Hey, cut them some slack. It takes a lot of hard work to come up with two paragraphs about what will be on TV tomorrow, and given the fact that this info is Top Secret, there is no way to prepare ahead of time. The fact that they were able to discover What is On Tonight at all is a minor miracle.

I’m looking forward to this. But, I would trade this for a port of the collection the Switch is getting in Japan.

My big problem with the ending is we never got to see Freddie arm wrestle Mr. C.

There will be horrors from many sides.

Salutations~!