Isn’t Alex female? Did I miss something?

My child loves it and plays with it daily, creating courses and pretending. Funny how the thing made for children appeals to them and not to, I assume, an overweight 29 year old.

“Why so serious?” Guess the movie ;)

WHERE DO I GET THEM?!!!???!!!!

Disney dub? No thank you.

Should have bought the game on the Play Date™ 

Thanks for all the great articles over the years Matt, and good luck on whatever comes next!

They Might Be Giants “I Like Fun”
Wye Oak “The Louder I Call, The Faster It Runs”
Jack White “Boarding House Reach”
Czarface & MF DOOM “Czarface Meets Metal Face”
Franz Ferdinand “Always Ascending”

Who cares.

They aren’t, I think Seanbaby’s name is Sean Riley, he writes for Cracked now, I think.

The comments on The A.V. Club are great now! Thanks Kinja!!

This reads like a Seanbaby article, except there is less stuff about ‘rocking faces’.

Your mom wanted to read my screenplay.

Finally.

*This article sponsored by Nintendo*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Is the love interest played by Emma Stone?

Well, not yet.

Some people have small dicks and the only thing that makes them feel better is the touch of cold, hard steel. That’s what really gets their 2 inches of power up.

Of course, it’s video games! The answer has been there right in front of us this whole time.