LET’S DEVOUR OUR OWN HEADS!!!!!!

AHHHHH!~!! THIS GUY GETS IT, HE’S SUCH A NERD TOO!!!! WHAT DID YOU THINK OF WING COMMANDER THE VIDEO GAME AND MOVIE??!!??!

OMG, I’M SO SORRY!!! I LIKE DR. WHO!

I KNOW, THAT’S WHY I LOVE IT SO MUCH!!! IT DOESN’T NEED TO CALL OUT REFERENCES TO SHOW IT’S NERD CRED! IT’S LIKE ROCK AND THE KARATE KID AND FERRIS BEULER AND SAY ANYTHING AND THE CARE BEARS AND POUND PUPPIES!!!

AHHHHH!!! YOU KNOW THAT BOOK TOO ISN’T IT REALLY SICK AND TIGHT???@!!?!!? IT’S GOT EVERYTHING I WANT IN A BOOK, OINGO BOINGO WARGAME FREDDY VS JASON D&D SPIDER-MAN ROBOTS SCI-FI!!! DARKWING DUCK IS THE 90'S BUT EQUALLY SICK!!

This is how the A.V. Club makes me feel now —> :(

OMG, READY PLAYER ONE IS THE BEST BOOK AND MOVIE EVER EXCEPT MAYBE WARGAMES!!!!!

OMG, THE FALKLAND ISLANDS ARE SO AWESOME!!! ALF!

AHHHHHHHH!!!! FELLOW NERDLINGS!!!! OMG, THIS IS SO SICK!!!!! COME OVER AND WATCH @MIDNIGHT RERUNS WITH ME THAT I HAVE SAVED ON MY DVR THEN WE CAN PLAY CONNECT FOUR AND GUESS WHO? AND CROSSFIRE!!!!!

OMG I’M SUCH A NERD I LOVE THIS SHOW IT’S SO 80'S AND I LIKE THINGS FROM THE 80'S LIKE GHOSTBUSTERS AND LAST STARFIGHTER AND TRANSFORMERS AND V AND PREDATOR AND RUBIX CUBES AND REAGAN!!!!!!! NERD STUFF!!! CHRIS HARDWICK!!!!!

Who?

What about a game that is focused entirely on sleeping. Ensuring you get enough sleep, a good nghts rest, keep yourself from having nightmares, etc. That could be interesting.

I’d be excited to finally reach the ‘music career’ stage of her life.

Destiny 2 is what I’m all about right now, for better or worse. I should be playing Final Fantasy 14 as well, but for now my daily grind is in Destiny 2. They’ve added so many small quality of life improvements to the game that I’m finding myself playing slightly less, but doing way more. Kudos to the team at Bungie.

Well she just won the Oscar, give it some time before they do a biopic.

Tight.

Primus was on my shuffle again today. No one will read it, no one will read this. I’m dead inside now...

When I was typing it out I was just picturing a white guy in his late 20's/early 30's saying this to a room full of other clueless white people nodding in agreement, and one black guy who was laughing quietly to himself, but also really uncomfortable.

Shuffle Thread, I guess?

I’ve been watching a lot of Daniel Tiger’s Neighborhood