I hate coming to this website now. I have nothing to do on the internet anymore.

Yo, vending machines are what your fuckin’ GRANDPA used, bro! You gotta get in on this new ‘Bodega’ shit, it’s fucking tiiiiiiight! Young people are all over this shit, bro. Check it, you don’t pop no dolla’ dolla’ bills in this bitch, you just tap your phone (using Google Wallet) to the pay pad and ‘Bodega’ drops a…

Can I lick your abs?

I can’t wait for the bad guy in Chronicle to be Rick Hunter and Emma Stone to be Lynn Minmay.

I think I say “It’s getting a little hot in these rhinos” at least once a week. More if I happen to go to the zoo.

Alright man.

Due to budget constraints I had to choose between this and Ys VIII. I went with Ys.

Anyone know if real?

Disgaea 5
Fate/Extella
Splatoon 2
Mario kart 8
Ultra Street Fighter 2
Puyo Puyo Tetris
Mario + Rabbids
Cave Story+
Binding of Issac Rebirth

You’re right, there is literally nothing else to play on the Switch.

I really hate Kinja. You would never see people talking like this at the old Gameological site.

This pushing of the classic consoles has really gotten me worried that we won’t be getting a virtual console on the Switch, which would be an absolute travesty in my opinion. I’m still holding out hope that we get Game Cube games on the Switch, but idk.

Was the “What’s on tonight” feature always just two paragraphs, or is this something that started with the move to Kinja? It’s totally uninformative.

She also has some really great software that teaches you how to type. What a career!

This show was “just okay”, and that’s not going to cut it. It’s really telling how bad it was when compared to the brilliant debut of The Deuce on HBO right after this show ended.

Until those get hacked.

It’s also more interesting than any of the articles I’ve read on this website since the Kinja-pocalypse.

I’m all in on Destiny 2 this weekend. I might jump into Persona 5, but mostly it’ll be Destiny 2. Any Xbone players out there?

I couldn’t walk two feet without seeing an ad for Atomic Blonde. That shit was everywhere, buses, billboards, every 5 commercials, on every E3 live stream...

2 It 2 Furious

The wind’s blowing up a gale today.